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If you were to die in FIVE minutes...

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Make a thread on ATOT, refresh it while saying goodbye to family on the phone. Then, if I had time, which I can't imagine I would, I'd grab a bat or something, go outside, and start beating the ****** out of people's cars... 'cause it sounds fun.
 
iit was close, i like the idea of posting on atot and refreshing till i die, but i would prob go run over some idiots outside with my car
 
I'd like a little of all of them. Let's see...



Open the pr0n, go outside and start beating, and wave goodbye to your family with your free hand.
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
I'd like a little of all of them. Let's see...



Open the pr0n, go outside and start beating, and wave goodbye to your family with your free hand.

now there is a man who can multi-task!
 
Call friends and family. And send out a mass email to friends and family to say goodbye.

Encourage a few people I care about that are going through things right now to live life to its fullest and to let the past be just that, the past.
 
Since my gf is like 2 hours away and working all day...i would probably call my fam leave a message and boot up some unreal tournament
 
Originally posted by: UncleWai
I would put on some lamo movie like Gigli, so I can look forward to die.

Winner!

Makes death seem enjoyable.

It depends on the situation.
If I was somewhere where putting my self in harms way to help someone else, I would do it since I knew I had 5 minutes to do it, If I didn't succeed, then I died trying to be a hero.

If not I'd try to say good by to my family and sit down and wait for it.
 
First, call my husband and family then write a letter with the time left telling those that i love thm and thank them for what they have done for me
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
Call friends and family. And send out a mass email to friends and family to say goodbye.

Encourage a few people I care about that are going through things right now to live life to its fullest and to let the past be just that, the past.

realistically, what are the chances your friends are going to read their email in the next 5 minutes? what are the chances you are going to be able to catch them on the phone right now or in the next 5 minutes?

edit: I suppose it might make sense to jot down a few last thoughts for loved ones to read after you are dead.
 
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