If you were to die in FIVE minutes...

[Rip the Jacker]

What would you do?

 

[Baked]

Ban the OP.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Ah damnit, just realized the thread above me... bad timing.

 

[Xyo II]

Eat food and call parents.

 

[DainBramaged]

I'd go outside and light up a cig. Then I'd call my mom and call my best friend. I'd try to enjoy every moment of life.

 

[EstimateMe]

Wow, sad thread. I'd run upstairs jump in bed w/ the wife, and act like I didn't know the end was coming!

 

[Aftermath]

Make confessions on ATOT while calling the police to tell them that I was going to die and I have a kid, then go sit in my daughter's room and watch her until I died.

 

[Juno]

find a woman and die myself very satisfied.

 

[Raincity]

Hug my wife and stepdaughter until the end.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

call my family, then sit outside and have a beer.

 

[thepd7]

pron was a close second.

 

[Stumps]

I would spend every last second with Michelle, my Fiancee and Emily Kate, my new daughter.

 

[Beev]

I voted the beating people option, but in reality I'd probably be shocked and depressed to really do anything at all.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Juno
find a woman and die myself very satisfied.

You have five minutes... I'm pretty sure you go to hell for rape.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Bleh. You guys are boring. I'd make it a spectacle. I'd strip down naked and cover myself in ketchup and mustard. Then I'd run outside with a megaphone, stop traffic, and confess all of my perverted secrets.

Then I'd put on a blindfold and wait for whatever car that was going to hit me.

 

[Platypus]

Put on a good song and fade into sleep.

 

[imported_goku]

I'd kill myself.

 

[us3rnotfound]

repost

 

[Shawn]

nothing

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I would play Baba O'Riley one last time.

 

[DaveSimmons]

I'd go ahead and send my $500 off to Child's Play to guilt the rest of you into doing your bit

<fark> [ Sappy ] </fark>

 

[TheChort]

I would run into the street looking for someone to punch in the face, only to realize that everybody is in their homes.
I would spend the next two minutes trying to wave down a car, only to realize that nobody will stop for a crazy person.
Finally I would run back home and try to find some porn, and probably drop dead at my keyboard, only the ironical conclusion that instead of looking for porn, I ended up back in this thread, trying to see if someone responded to my post.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: Juno
find a woman and die myself very satisfied.

You have five minutes... I'm pretty sure you go to hell for rape.

if a last second good deed can't send you to heaven, then with that same logic, a last second evil deed wouldn't send you to hell

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Yeah, but one of the most heinous and evil sins/crime against a fellow human being >>>> throwing a bum a dime

 

[uhohs]

<3

watch that one last time, slightly over 5 minutes though.