If you were secret santa to a Trump administration member what would you get them for Christmas?

[GagHalfrunt]

Soap on a rope. Many of them will be needing it.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Thoughts and prayers.

But are they attached to a bomb or other airborne delivery system?

 

[sandorski]

Carton of Cigarettes and a cake with a Carbon Fibre File

 

[preCRT]

Packages to their families from local organ banks thanking them for their selfless and valuable donations of desperately needed organs given from recently departed former Trump admin members. The only sign they ever gave a damn about everyday fellow Americans.

 

[soundforbjt]

Put them in GITMO.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

nothing

 

[kage69]

In a burning stove with all of the doors and windows sealed for freshness like they did at Auschwitz ?

Naa, you're thinking of truck exhaust and Zyklon-B. I'm talking about that special (magical even) kind of clean coal that Dump somehow enabled by ending that whole war on coal thing.

I'd like to think your scenario wouldn't matter much to Dump himself though. From what I've been seeing these last several years, I don't think his brain gets much oxygen to begin with. That bloated, flabby, vaguely feminine body of his has been fortified with pills and the chemicals and preservatives of junk food, long term. He'd just pretend he's savoring his own farts again, maybe wonder out loud why people are coughing and gasping for breath. Hicks get off the floor and steam me.

 

[imported_tajmahal]

I think i'd get President Trump this Barack Obama blow up doll. Since he's already fucking his legacy he may as well fuck the image.
https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-3568-00-Barack-Blow/dp/B003DVGMXM

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I think i'd get President Trump this Barack Obama blow up doll. Since he's already fucking his legacy he may as well fuck the image.
https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-3568-00-Barack-Blow/dp/B003DVGMXM

you are just so fucking ignorant.

 

[Smoblikat]

A chinese made russian doll, where even the littlest doll has perfectly large hands.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Trumps been crushin on Obama for years...Im sure hes gone through a few dolls already.

 

[Puffnstuff]

A chinese made russian doll, where even the littlest doll has perfectly large hands.

One that pees on itself when you squeeze it.

 

[cytg111]

A soul?
Capacity for empathy?
A sense of right and wrong?
Honor?
A dignity?

I dont think these things are gift wrapable though..

 

[SteveGrabowski]

It would be hard to top the Halloween gift Manafort got

 

[vi edit]

I need a story behind that. Did somebody actually carve a Mueller pumpkin and prank Manafort? That's amazing.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

I need a story behind that. Did somebody actually carve a Mueller pumpkin and prank Manafort? That's amazing.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brief...ces-robert-mueller-jack-o-lantern-in-front-of

 

[pcgeek11]

LOL.

You guys are too much.

 

[Puffnstuff]

LOL.

You guys are too much.

We're too much? Surely you jest.

 

[pcgeek11]

I'm not jesting and don't call me Shirley.

 

[boomerang]

Who's turning P&N into Facebook? The OP, that's who.

Politics, news? Nyet

Juvenile ramblings and fantasies? Dah

 

[ch33zw1z]

Who's turning P&N into Facebook? The OP, that's who.

Politics, news? Nyet

Juvenile ramblings and fantasies? Dah

mosey on back to the indictments thread then, youve been missing the updates.

 

[ch33zw1z]

LOL.

You guys are too much.

The Mueller pumpkin is pretty good tho, i lulz at that one.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Who's turning P&N into Facebook? The OP, that's who.

Well now you don't have to stop in on my threads if you don't want to.

 

[pcgeek11]

The Mueller pumpkin is pretty good tho, i lulz at that one.

Very talented artist.