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I'll start it off. Who would the person be and what would you get them for Christmas? I'd choose Rex Tillerson and I'd get him a one way plane ticket home.
Damn you I wanted to post this! I made Socrates suicide joke the other day and no one cared. :Colbert:Hemlock tea, with peppermint flavor.
In a burning stove with all of the doors and windows sealed for freshness like they did at Auschwitz ?I think he meant the cleaned kind.
What if you could pay for those gifts with Monopoly money? Have any of you every really considered the brilliance of that game?Full-blown AIDS with a side of stomach cancer.
Or nothing. I wouldn't waste my money on them; any "insulting" gift you could buy would be laughed off as they wipe the tears of laughter away with a wad of cash.
I'd give Ajit Pai a crappy internet connection with all his favorite services blocked unless he pays more, because he should have to live with the consequences of his decisions.