If you were president...

[Jadow]

would you use your position to get laid at every opportunity? As much as I bash Clinton, I can't say I'd do it any differently. Kennedy had the best plan though, have the secret service send high quality tail to his hotel room at every opportunity so the president can "relieve stress".

If I were president, I'd have a ton of stress that would need relief.

 

[SuperTool]

First I'd send wh0res to all GOP congress hypocrites and get the dirt on them.

 

[jhu]

i would secure emergency powers, dissolve the senate (and house), and crush all resistance while getting laid

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: jhu
i would secure emergency powers, dissolve the senate (and house), and crush all resistance while getting laid

That'd make for some nice porno for CEOs...

"That's right, baby, just like that......"
*picks up phone*
"Jenkins, close the Atlanta division, we need to cut costs."
*back to whore*

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Jadow
would you use your position to get laid at every opportunity? As much as I bash Clinton, I can't say I'd do it any differently. Kennedy had the best plan though, have the secret service send high quality tail to his hotel room at every opportunity so the president can "relieve stress".

If I were president, I'd have a ton of stress that would need relief.

I used to drive Limos in New York, sometimes had UN related Diplomats.

Let's out it this way. I'd much rather be in the front where I know it's clean.

Take one of those CSI kind of lights to the back and it would look like Times Square, eeewwwww.

 

[PingSpike]

Yeah everyone bad mouthed Clinton for that little fiasco...My only critisism was he could have picked a hotter girl to give him a blow job! He's the leader of the free world and he picks that warthog to have sex with? Must have a thing for the fatties I guess, more power to him.

Men in a position of power usually use said power to get sex, Kings throughout history did it, and our president does it now....I could care less as long as they keep running the country. Thats between him and his wife IMO.

 

[alchemize]

If I was looking for a job where I could get laid at every opportunity possible, it would *not* be any political office. Outside of pr0n producer, here's the jobs I would go for:

1) Movie Producer
2) Manager at Hooters
3) Bartender/Bouncer at a trendy club

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Yeah everyone bad mouthed Clinton for that little fiasco...My only critisism was he could have picked a hotter girl to give him a blow job! He's the leader of the free world and he picks that warthog to have sex with? Must have a thing for the fatties I guess, more power to him.

Men in a position of power usually use said power to get sex, Kings throughout history did it, and our president does it now....I could care less as long as they keep running the country. Thats between him and his wife IMO.

Hey, never heard of "More Cushion for the pushin" ?