If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?

Led Zeppelin

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For some reason I was thinking about this while on the crapper today. I think mine would be Chicken Parm, a nice big fat NY Sirloin steak from Outback, tons of McDonalds fries, and for dessert, an italian rum cake, along with some Petes Wicked Summer Brew to wash it down. I wonder if they can get you whatever you request. Anyone on death row here that knows the answers?
 

Looney

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Jun 13, 2000
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Lots and lots of mexican food... just because when you die, you expulse your colon... so i would make it as messy as possible.
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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They aren't always able to get you what you request. They try to though.

I'd request a pepperoni pizza, mashed potatoes and gravy, a chocolate chip cookie and vanilla ice cream dessert and a big bottle of mountain dew.

I'm sure i'll think of other things though...
 

Haller

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It would start off with a course of sushi, followed by some form of pasta...maybe lasgagna or spaghetti with shrimp in it....all washed down with the most expensive bottle of merlot or Pinot Noir and espresso that the state could possibly justify. For desert I'd have either tiramisu or a gigantic apple pie a la mode....and more of that espresso
 

theNEOone

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Apr 22, 2001
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appetizer:
dragon roll, 2 eel sashimi (abc?!?)
entree:
1) pan-seared salmon pasta
2) medium grilled ruth cris filet mignon
dessert:
1) white chocolate mouse
2) tiramisu
3) sultan

 

oniq

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Feb 17, 2002
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Remember, you want more dessert, so, two s's. Unless you meant desert, in that case your statement makes no sense. Thank you, drive thru.
 

MrCodeDude

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Jun 23, 2001
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Chicken Alredo Pizza and Noodles from Olive Garden
3 Slices of Little Caesars Pizza
Grilled Chicken and Flavored Rice
Mountain Dew Code Red
Hot Fudge Sundae
1% Milk
 

Chaotic42

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Jun 15, 2001
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Chicken Cordon Bleu with a side of boiled crabs and crawfish. A chocolate cheesecake for desert
 

Rudee

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Apr 23, 2000
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Something that would take a long time to prepare. Like Elephant roasted over a fire
 

BooGiMaN

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Jul 5, 2001
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id have that puffer fish i think thats what it is thats a delicacy and deadly if not prepared correctly....after all if im goign to die anyway might as well try things that can kill u and see what he fuss is about
 

Vette73

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What ever I got I would ask for a TON of it, and eat it all. That way if I got the chair, when they hit the switch I would just open up and everything I ate would come shooting out.

But thats just me :)
 

JohnPaul

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Oct 20, 2002
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I don't really think I would bother eating anything. I'd probably just spank it until it was time.