If you were Obama for a day

[Woosta]

what would you do?

Edit: And don't anyone type in, "I'd move my grandma in" because I saw that coming.

 

[SSSnail]

Disband my cult.

 

[Shawn]

Put the digital transition date back to Feb 17th.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Resign and name Ron Paul as my successor?

 

[l0cke]

Remove all forms of gun control

 

[JohnCU]

have sex with jill biden

 

[frostedflakes]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Resign and name Ron Paul as my successor?

Win.

 

[sash1]

mail myself my stimulus check

 

[TallBill]

Nothing, because it can't happen.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Resign and name Ron Paul as my successor?

x2

 

[MichaelD]

Tell my party (during a moment of extreme clarity) that just because it all finally belongs to Democrats, that they really can't change the entire world in two weeks by nodding their heads while looking at each other and muttering "harrumph-yessir-argh-harrumph" under their breath.

AND that while the really bad fuckups of the previous administration are exactly that; extreme fuckups, they really can't do any better either, giving the situation and parameters binding the "bookends of action."

AND, and, and...it's now our job to get this country back on track, back to it's rightful place on the Respect Scale.

And yes, AT; that includes FIXING GWB's countless fuckups. I voted for the guy. Twice. Doesn't mean I don't agree that he dropped the goddamn ball.

I don't care WHO fixes it; I just want it fixed. B/T a war on two fronts, terrorism on the home front that's just waiting to happen again and the economy in the toilet, America needs a Reboot Of The First Order.

 

[Gunslinger08]

Inform everyone that I am just another politician.

 

[Nik]

"Where are all the white women at?"

 

[Pepsei]

embezzle all the stimulus money and launder the money in switzerland, caymans, japan, and taiwan. then moved to taiwan.

 

[Slew Foot]

Give everyone 40 acres and a mule

 

[1sikbITCH]

I'd replace the Star Spangled Banner with "You'z a Ho".

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: 1sikbITCH
I'd replace the Star Spangled Banner with "You'z a Ho".

You're obviously a product of everything that is wrong with America today. You were raised on MTV and BET. Countless men and women have sacrificed and died to allow you the freedom to speak like an uneducated troglodyte; you obviously don't have a clue.

I'm embarassed for you.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

Annex Canada by force. Yes in one day.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: PieIsAwesome
Annex Canada by force. Yes in one day.

Not going to need a lot of force to take over the hat.

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: PieIsAwesome
Annex Canada by force. Yes in one day.

What will you do with the rest of your 23 hours?

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: 1sikbITCH
I'd replace the Star Spangled Banner with "You'z a Ho".

You're obviously a product of everything that is wrong with America today. You were raised on MTV and BET. Countless men and women have sacrificed and died to allow you the freedom to speak like an uneducated troglodyte; you obviously don't have a clue.

I'm embarrassed for you.

I think your sarcasm meter needs replacement.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: DEMO24

Originally posted by: PieIsAwesome
Annex Canada by force. Yes in one day.

What will you do with the rest of your 23 hours?

:laugh:

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DEMO24

Originally posted by: PieIsAwesome
Annex Canada by force. Yes in one day.

What will you do with the rest of your 23 hours?

Enjoy the bacon, and complimentary health care for the followup heart attack.

 

[Taejin]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Disband my cult.

urrr DURRRR

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: DEMO24

Originally posted by: PieIsAwesome
Annex Canada by force. Yes in one day.

What will you do with the rest of your 23 hours?

:laugh:

LOL.

Then of course China invades Alaska, right?