If you were made homeless and had nowhere to go...

DannyBoy

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and you packed one bag of things, what would you pack and why?

Ive been in this situation before, and im curious to compare what i packed as opposed to what other people would...
 

Anubis

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some clothes, a pocket knife. a map good shoes. and some sunglasses and whateverr cash i coudl get my hands on
 

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I'd pack a gun and enough ammo to get me enough money to fund an offshore casino venture which would in turn allow me to arrange the framing of my wife, for my murder, which allows me to escape from my debts while living fabulously in New Orleans.
 
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See, I'd just make sure I'd never get into those types of situations in the first place . . .. And if I had NOwhere to go, i.e. no relatives, family, friends, why should I bother packing?
 

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Originally posted by: rawoutput
I'd pack a gun and enough ammo to get me enough money to fund an offshore casino venture which would in turn allow me to arrange the framing of my wife, for my murder, which allows me to escape from my debts while living fabulously in New Orleans.

:Q

<-- Is scared of rawoutput :(
 

My laptop and surfboards.... Clothes if there is room in the bag after those....
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
See, I'd just make sure I'd never get into those types of situations in the first place . . .. And if I had NOwhere to go, i.e. no relatives, family, friends, why should I bother packing?

Its ok for some people who dont have single alcoholic mothers with no other family and all reliable good friends out of the country at the same time...
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Anyway, im talking rucksak size
 

rawoutput

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It was a lovely night for a boat trip. I ravaged my wife in a bed of sweet sex and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I carefully cut myself with a kitchen knife and dropped the bloodied blade on the planks near the mast. Careful not to leave a blood trail, I hopped onto the waiting speedboat and motored away, while a stoolie radioed in a anonymous distress call.

Long story short, I've got a Rolls Royce and a fabulous estate in New Orleans. And a top hat! All thanks to my ruck sack, an alcoholic mother, and my offshore gambling/smuggling ring of which all my friends work at, hence them being out of the country. Mmhey
 
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Originally posted by: rawoutput
It was a lovely night for a boat trip. I ravaged my wife in a bed of sweet sex and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I carefully cut myself with a kitchen knife and dropped the bloodied blade on the planks near the mast. Careful not to leave a blood trail, I hopped onto the waiting speedboat and motored away, while a stoolie radioed in a anonymous distress call.

Long story short, I've got a Rolls Royce and a fabulous estate in New Orleans. And a top hat! All thanks to my ruck sack, an alcoholic mother, and my offshore gambling/smuggling ring of which all my friends work at, hence them being out of the country. Mmhey

ROFL!
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: rawoutput
It was a lovely night for a boat trip. I ravaged my wife in a bed of sweet sex and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I carefully cut myself with a kitchen knife and dropped the bloodied blade on the planks near the mast. Careful not to leave a blood trail, I hopped onto the waiting speedboat and motored away, while a stoolie radioed in a anonymous distress call.

Long story short, I've got a Rolls Royce and a fabulous estate in New Orleans. And a top hat! All thanks to my ruck sack, an alcoholic mother, and my offshore gambling/smuggling ring of which all my friends work at, hence them being out of the country. Mmhey

I really wouldnt want to meet you in person :disgust:
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: rawoutput
It was a lovely night for a boat trip. I ravaged my wife in a bed of sweet sex and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I carefully cut myself with a kitchen knife and dropped the bloodied blade on the planks near the mast. Careful not to leave a blood trail, I hopped onto the waiting speedboat and motored away, while a stoolie radioed in a anonymous distress call.

Long story short, I've got a Rolls Royce and a fabulous estate in New Orleans. And a top hat! All thanks to my ruck sack, an alcoholic mother, and my offshore gambling/smuggling ring of which all my friends work at, hence them being out of the country. Mmhey

Someone watched the movie Double Jeopardy. :)
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: rawoutput
It was a lovely night for a boat trip. I ravaged my wife in a bed of sweet sex and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I carefully cut myself with a kitchen knife and dropped the bloodied blade on the planks near the mast. Careful not to leave a blood trail, I hopped onto the waiting speedboat and motored away, while a stoolie radioed in a anonymous distress call.

Long story short, I've got a Rolls Royce and a fabulous estate in New Orleans. And a top hat! All thanks to my ruck sack, an alcoholic mother, and my offshore gambling/smuggling ring of which all my friends work at, hence them being out of the country. Mmhey

Someone watched the movie Double Jeopardy. :)

Ashley Judd is fit :cool:
 

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Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Originally posted by: rawoutput
It was a lovely night for a boat trip. I ravaged my wife in a bed of sweet sex and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I carefully cut myself with a kitchen knife and dropped the bloodied blade on the planks near the mast. Careful not to leave a blood trail, I hopped onto the waiting speedboat and motored away, while a stoolie radioed in a anonymous distress call.

Long story short, I've got a Rolls Royce and a fabulous estate in New Orleans. And a top hat! All thanks to my ruck sack, an alcoholic mother, and my offshore gambling/smuggling ring of which all my friends work at, hence them being out of the country. Mmhey

Someone watched the movie Double Jeopardy. :)

Ashley Judd is fit :cool:

yup
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: rawoutput
It was a lovely night for a boat trip. I ravaged my wife in a bed of sweet sex and waited for her to fall asleep. Then I carefully cut myself with a kitchen knife and dropped the bloodied blade on the planks near the mast. Careful not to leave a blood trail, I hopped onto the waiting speedboat and motored away, while a stoolie radioed in a anonymous distress call.

Long story short, I've got a Rolls Royce and a fabulous estate in New Orleans. And a top hat! All thanks to my ruck sack, an alcoholic mother, and my offshore gambling/smuggling ring of which all my friends work at, hence them being out of the country. Mmhey

Are you hiring?
 

Nebor

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A pistol, and a printed mapquest map of all local banks. My bag would be one of those sweet canvas sacks with the money $ sign on it. I mean, when you walk into a bank with one of those, you don't even need a note.
 

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Originally posted by: Nebor
A pistol, and a printed mapquest map of all local banks. My bag would be one of those sweet canvas sacks with the money $ sign on it. I mean, when you walk into a bank with one of those, you don't even need a note.
you forgot your geforce :p j/k

money, passport, harddisk, earplugs, discman, some music cd's and a :beer:
 

EyeMWing

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Well, I'd hoof it down to a gas station, get myself a UHaul and start selling computers off the back of a truck. Then I wouldn't be homeless anymore.
 

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Clothing, alarm clock

-It's easy enough to come by food if you're in a city. Clothes can help get you a job or a place to live. Clothes are less likely to be stolen than just about anything else.