If you were going to kill yourself...

[DevilsAdvocate]

 

[boyRacer]

masturbation.

 

[SoylentGreen]

I'd have your girlfriend sit on me.

 

[Ameesh]

death by congo

 

[NathanBWF]

i'd get burninated

 

[Nocturnal]

Gas would be the fastest and painless way to go. You wouldn't even know what hit you, you'd just die.

 

[Broohaha]

death by orgy*

*female supermodel

 

[BooGiMaN]

as seen in futurama

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!!

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

it depends, if I need to do it really quickly, then a gun. Otherwise I would use drugs.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
masturbation.

Are you suggesting that you've be playing russian roulette lately...

 

[isekii]

Carbon Monoxide ?

 

[Konigin]

I'd shoot myself.

 

[MikeMike]

12ga shotgun to the roof of mouth.

MIKE

 

[jonmullen]

It would not be drowning or burning

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
as seen in futurama

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!!

Seconded!! Here here!

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
masturbation.

Talk to Fausto for advice. I'm sure he'll have some sage words of wisdom for you.

 

[CaseTragedy]

i'd jump from a tall building.
to lessen the pain i'd shoot myself just before hitting the ground.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: jonmullen
It would not be drowning or burning

Actually they say death by drowning (after the first gulp or two) is a pretty good way to go.

Freezing is supposed to be "nice" too! You eventually just fall asleep and then you wake up dead.

 

[Yossarian]

carbon monoxide or intravenous drugs

 

[Challenger]

150mph on my motorcycle with a VERY HOT CHICK pumping up and down on my ____ . As we climax we hit a concrete wall!!!

 

[tweakmm]

Drugs.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
as seen in futurama

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!!

Seconded!! Here here!

:beer:

 

[her209]

Death by old age.

 

[eakers]

heroin

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
I'd have your girlfriend sit on me.

That much weight will kill anyone.