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If you were going to commit suicide, tell me about your note (if any)

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Originally posted by: Platypus
My.... heart? 😛
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Did it take you two years to notice it missing out of the bloody cavity just below your sternum?

It tasted like red jello with a bit of tendon mixed in.
 
Dear all,

I'm sorry. Good night and good bye.

--HN

P.S. don't look in the bedroom.
or bathroom
or kitchen
or dryer.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: batmang
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Would you write one? Who would it go to? What would it say?

I would probably write three seperate ones.
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blah, stop posting.
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I am currently writing your suicide note, what would you like it to say?

Do you want me to make it look like you used a gun or do you prefer autoerotic asphyxiation?
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put this:

" Im leaving this world because DainBramaged is a cruel mang! "
 
Originally posted by: Baked
Dear DainBramaged:

If you're reading this note, I've failed at killing you with a baseball bat and have blew myself in your apartment.
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wow your quite flexible and kinky if you can blow yourself.....
 
heh, whats that one fettish where people stangle themselves and bite a lemon will watching pr0n and masturbating? id do that.
 
Hello everyone,

This is the result of X and his/her actions.

Goodbye

Insert name of person whose life you wish to destroy at X.
 
Title: Poll: Can't take it anymore, what does ATOT think I should do?

Poll Questions

1) Let it pass
2) Commit suicide
3) taco

Post: I can't go on in this miserable existance. What should I do?

Poll results

1) 15%
2) 80%
3) 5%

Final post by OP: The results are in and that's my final decision. I won't be posting in awhile, so see y'all later and wish me luck. Mods, feel free to lock, ban, sticky or whatever!
 
I think I would probably quote some game/song/movie and expound on how it warped my fragile little mind, and commit suiscide in a way describe by the game/song/movie. That way my loved ones could try to sue the company for inspiring me to kill myself and get some money. OF course if you commit suiscide you probably dont HAVE any loved ones so that might not work. Maybe just blame someone I hate so they feel bad or something.
 
I'd probably type it on the computer, cause I'd have a lot to say. I generally like giving thorough explanations, but I can't stand writing much more than a few sentences.
 
I've written several suicide notes. Thinking that I did not want to take a chance that nobody would ever find it, I also took the time to write a script (that now sits on multiple servers in various countries) that will repeatedly send an e-mail containing a copy of my suicide "note" to certain people, and would continue attempting to do so until delivery is confirmed. There are actually several notes... one per recipient.

What *triggers* the scripts, I'm not going to say. I also wanted to make sure that if I were to attempt suicide, but were to fail, that the notes would not be delivered.

As for what the contents of the notes are, that's too private to share. 😉
 
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