If you were going to commit suicide, tell me about your note (if any)

DainBramaged

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Would you write one? Who would it go to? What would it say?

I would probably write three seperate ones.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Dear cruel world,
I can't live in you if DainBramaged leaves my love unrequited
Toodles!
 

rise

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i'd say, i am a coward and have chosen to hurt everyone who knows me because i can't bear the pain of righting my life.

cowards suck.
 

Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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Dear DainBramaged:

If you're reading this note, I've failed at killing you with a baseball bat and have blew myself in your apartment.
 

stars

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"i wanted to see if suicides actually go to hell - ill let you christians know"
 

JonTheBaller

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"Free PB and J sandwiches!!"

I would set a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut better next to where I think my exploded head will land.
 

Platypus

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I think actually I'd say I did it because of sexual misconduct on the part of DainBramaged :|
 

batmang

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Would you write one? Who would it go to? What would it say?

I would probably write three seperate ones.


blah, stop posting.
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: Platypus
I think actually I'd say I did it because of sexual misconduct on the part of DainBramaged :|

Ripping your heart out and eating it doesn't qualify as sexual misconduct. :p

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller
"Free PB and J sandwiches!!"

I would set a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut better next to where I think my exploded head will land.

LMFAO :thumbsup:

Originally posted by: Baked
Dear DainBramaged:

If you're reading this note, I've failed at killing you with a baseball bat and have blew myself in your apartment.

As long as you leave Mel alone, I'll be happy.

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
"I was randomly murdered by a guy named DainBramaged"

His adress is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS?????
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: batmang
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Would you write one? Who would it go to? What would it say?

I would probably write three seperate ones.


blah, stop posting.

I am currently writing your suicide note, what would you like it to say?

Do you want me to make it look like you used a gun or do you prefer autoerotic asphyxiation?