If you were filthy rich, would you have a trophy wife?

Quasmo

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Jul 7, 2004
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The bitch better love me and not my money.

EDIT: I'd have a trophy girlfriend.
 

JS80

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of course. what's the whole point of being filthy rich if you can't even get a trophy wife?
 

Baked

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If I'm filthy rich, I WOULD NOT marry. Rich people who marry are just asking for trouble. I'll have what you call a life partner, ie, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed.
 

Blazin Trav

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yeah but she'd have to win a contest where tons of potential trophy wives battle it out via triva / whatever tests that are deemed reasonable. So if she won the trophy, shed be the trophy wife.
 

sao123

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Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
It's getting much tougher to find a good taxidermist who will do the job:)

While your doing the taxidermy... lets convert those D's into J's.
 

mugs

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I answered yes, because I'm not filthy rich and I have a trophy wife. I wouldn't divorce her if I became filthy rich. :p
 

thoro86

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get some bitches. If you're bored and ready to find the so called true love, then there's a cpuple way to find one who doesn't love you for money...
 

Shadowknight

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I wouldn't date, period. Not that it's any different from my entire life, but I'd be too afraid of the inevitable "He's the father of my child!" even if she's been sleeping around on the side, and is just using that crap to sue you for an insane amount of child support, or being in a consensual relationship that might turn into a psychopath who sues you for "sexual harrasement".

Money brings out the worst in people; mostly when they don't have it and know someone who does.
 

gsethi

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Row1and
no, if i were rich, i'll buy a plane

If I were rich, I'd plant a crate full on snakes on your plane. :evil:

If I were rich, I would have arranged to get you on that plane with those snakes of yours :p
 

ArchCenturion

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If i was filthy rich, I would probably end up dead fairly quickly because I would start pushing everything to the limit. Would not have time to find a trophy wife.

ie. Driving as fast as I can
skydiving
base jumping
snowboarding stunts
swimming with sharks etc.
 

nutxo

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Originally posted by: Baked
If I'm filthy rich, I WOULD NOT marry. Rich people who marry are just asking for trouble. I'll have what you call a life partner, ie, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed.

He calls it happily unmarried, she calls it waiting and his son calls himself a bastard. Its a cute arrangement.

 

bigrash

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Originally posted by: nutxo
Originally posted by: Baked
If I'm filthy rich, I WOULD NOT marry. Rich people who marry are just asking for trouble. I'll have what you call a life partner, ie, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed.

He calls it happily unmarried, she calls it waiting and his son calls himself a bastard. Its a cute arrangement.

lol