If you were Batman...

[StormRider]

...which type of codpiece would you wear?

1) Original Adam West Batman
2) Michael Keaton Batman
3) Val Kilmer Batman
4) George Clooney Batman

 

[Alienwho]

I'd wear Batman Beyond uniform 🙂

It's totally kick ass, it owns all the rest. 😀

 

[KiltedFool]

what do you mean "if"?

I *AM* Batman.

Good day citizen, would you like to ride with Batman?

 

[Rent]

Keaton suit...

oh man I suddenly feel REAL nerdy... DAMN YOU Storm Rider 😛

 

[hoihtah]

i would go steal spiderman's suit... the new one.

 

[Servnya]

The suit that Silent Bob wore in "Mallrats".

 

[HelloBrother]

I would prefer being Superman....I can stay on the moon and pee down on earth
Also...take people round the world and charge them half airfare to give the airlines companies a run for their money
Also..super girl..hne hne...have superXXX

 

[Evadman]

Adam West is the only true Batman. All you little people go walk away... *POW* *BANG* *THWACK*

<Edit>
Nothing like misspelling &quot;Walk&quot;
</edit>

 

[Mday]

keaton. he's the definitive batman.

well, that's only cuz west was gay. and kilmer and clooney sucked.

 

[kbm5]

Batman's a scientist.

 

[isildur]

Good day citizen, would you like to ride with Batman?


No, it's, &quot;Good day citizen! Would you like to ride in the Batmobile?&quot;

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

Absolutely the original. Nothing shows off the schlong like that one did!

 

[SendTrash]

the keaton batman, he does have those wonderful toys

 

[RDMustang1]

#2

 

[DanJ]

I thought if you were Batman you'd have sex with Robin.

I mean, he's obviously gay right?

 

[BatmanNate]

I AM BATMAN.

(and I do not have sex w/ Robin)

😉

 

[Maverick]

I liked Kilmer's suit with the subsonic radar with the matching homing batarang.

 

[Colt45]

if i was batman i'd beat the NEF that created this thread 😉
j/k

 

[777joee]

Amen Colt45









But why did I read it this far!