If you were an animal...

[Kabob]

I figure I'd be an otter...because I am overly hyperactive and would rather goof off and play around than do anything productive (plus otters kick arse).

 

[SpunkyJones]

I'd be a monkey, cause I like to throw my own feces around.

 

[Invisible Evil]

Id be a Duck billed platypus.

 

[KeithTalent]

A wildcat.

KT

 

[Lola]

Monkey/chimp/gorilla because I love having my back scratched/preened by others.

Other than that... probably a hippo. Slow moving, water and land, vicious when provoked.

 

[clamum]

Chimp ftw.

 

[Jeff7]

I would like to be a Bonobo chimp. Wikipedia sez: "Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation."


That notwithstanding, I don't know, maybe a turtle? Tough shell, gooey center, retreat back to home anytime, and reasonably patient.

 

[Anubis]

a Bear

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: Invisible Evil
Id be a Duck billed platypus.

As opposed to a flamingo billed platypus.

 

[Ricochet]

Sloth

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I think I would remain human. If I had to choose an animal to be other than a human, I would be a dolphin.

 

[MisterJackson]

A fucking rhinoceros

I'd charge your ass!

 

[FlashG]

I was a Dik-dik when I was younger but now I?m an old Wart hog.

 

[Braznor]

A xenomorph, no less.

 

[buck]

badger.

 

[Nitemare]

a shark with friggin laser beams on my forehead

 

[sdifox]

Human, because I am a total asshole.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Grizzly bear in Alaska. I like cool weather, my freedom and salmon. Plus I could eat some do gooder Discovery Channel host doing a special on me. Yum....:thumbsup:

 

[SillyOReilly]

A doggie on beasttube

 

[Kabob]

Originally posted by: GrumpyMan
Plus I could eat some do gooder Discovery Channel host doing a special on me. Yum....:thumbsup:

Which wouldn't be considered cannibalism, schweet!!

 

[Vehemence]

Dung beetle