If you were able to operate a howitzer and fire a single shell, what would you take out?

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I'd probably destroy the City of Austin's Parking Enforcement building.

How about you?
 

MichaelD

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Without a doubt, I'd hit a full gasoline tanker truck. I've always wanted to do that!!!!

Oh...and the gasoline truck would be parked in my son's mother's driveway...while my son was not home and she was. ;)
 

Evadman

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I would want to fling an econmy car off an aircraft carrier with the catipult and try to nail it. My version of Skeet Shooting.
 

Schadenfroh

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what kind of howitzer round? mini nuclear?

i would take out ovett, mississippi. it is a place where all the stereotypes of the south and mississippi come true
 

booger711

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Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I'd probably end up taking out myself, since I have no idea how to operate one.

go for it. you have my complete support.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Evadman
I would want to fling an econmy car off an aircraft carrier with the catipult and try to nail it. My version of Skeet Shooting.

Damn, that's cool. Better than mine. :beer: <--for you
 

Zenmervolt

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Originally posted by: Fmr12B
N.O.W Headquarers while HC was giving a speech there
There are plenty of us here who would prevent you from harming HC. You wouldn't live very long.

As for me, I'd probably end up taking my own head off. "accidental on purpose" as the saying goes. :p

ZV
 

KingNothing

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Evadman
I would want to fling an econmy car off an aircraft carrier with the catipult and try to nail it. My version of Skeet Shooting.

Damn, that's cool. Better than mine. :beer: <--for you

+1
 

bootymac

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I learned this from San Adreas :p

1. Jack a lot of cars
2. Park them all next to eachother
3. Smash each one a few times
4. Blow up first car
5. Domino effect
6. ...
7. PROFIT
 

InlineFive

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Originally posted by: bootymac
I learned this from San Adreas :p

1. Jack a lot of cars
2. Park them all next to eachother
3. Smash each one a few times
4. Blow up first car
5. Domino effect
6. ...
7. PROFIT

The correct phrase is:

Profit? :p
 

Bumrush99

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I would blow up the towing yard across the street from my condo... Those SOB's damage every car, are reckless and are a bunch of pricks that wait for victims and tow the moment they get the chance. I have often sat on my balconey dreaming of having an RPG to launch across the street :D