If you were a teacher...

[sharkeeper]

How would you react and/or would you accept absentee notes like the ones listed below? These are real notes submitted by students!

Please eckuse John for been absent January 28, 29, 30, 32, and 33.

Chris has a acre on his side.

Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taked out of his face.

Please excuse Gloria. She has been sick and under the doctor.

My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE. Please execute him.

Lily was absent from school yesterday as she had a going over.

Please excuse Joey Friday. He had loose vowels.

Please excuse from Blanche from Jum today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Blanche from PE for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hurt in the growing part.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Please excuse Dianna from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Mary Ann was absent December ll-15 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upsed stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Cheers!

 

[Pastore]

<< Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. >>


LOL, that one got me rolling
the sad thing is, half of those probably were actually written by moms and dads... I know for fact that my grammar is much better than my fathers... he is horrible, so i have to tell him what to write on excuses...

 

[prodigy]

I would've expected the names to be Billy Bob

 

[yakko]

<< Chris has a acre on his side. >>

Chris is one fat fscker.

 

[PhaZe]

is this all from the same school, different schools, or are you just lieing?





=p

 

[shiznut123]

<< My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE. Please execute him. >>



AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!

 

[Bignate603]

<< Please excuse Dianna from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps >>



hmm, sounds like somebody is going to be seeing the guidance counseler when they get back...

 

[buck]

They belong in school along with their parents. sheesh....
Is this in West Virginia?

 

[BowDown]

Jum?

 

[bonkers325]

roflmao :Q

 

[Mountain]

wild ducks come from wild duck eggs.


i am a teacher.

 

[joohang]

<< Please execute him. >>

Shiznut already posted this, but I'll post another one. This one was hilarious.

 

[Pod]

There's one you left out...

Please excuse Chris from being absent yesterday. He had dia(crossed out)dio(crossed out)diaho(crossed out) the sh&icirc;ts.

 

[Wuming]

hehehehe. good one! i'll probably post it up in the school notice board.

 

[prodigy]

LMAO Pod

 

[The Wildcard]

Man, these are sad....

 

[LordMaul]

<<< My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE. Please execute him. >>>


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MWAHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!

(I know...3rd time...)


I came up with better ones than those.