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If you were a passenger in a plane which was going to crash. . .What would you do?

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Would you perform some kind of preventative measure that may help save your life? Would you kiss your ass goodbye and enjoy the rest of the flight? What would you do?

And lets say you could be crashing on land or water. Your choice. 🙂
 
depends on where it was. Over the ocean, well I can't swim, but if I could, I'd open the door around maybe 1k feet and jump out, although my timing would probably be off and I'd die anyway, considering the rate of fall. Over land, might as well kiss my ass goodbye. Screw a stewardess as quickly as possible so I don't die a virgin, and die a semi-happy man.
 
Hide in the bathroom. Never heard of them finding a body in the bathroom after a crash... Heck, might as well take a chance...
 
<< Screw a stewardess as quickly as possible so I don't die a virgin, and die a semi-happy man. >>

How come all your stories end with you screwing someone?
 
If it was in the ocean, I would eat a lot of beans and cabbage and hope the excess gas will keep me afloat as I wait for the rescue.
 


<< depends on where it was. Over the ocean, well I can't swim, but if I could, I'd open the door around maybe 1k feet and jump out, although my timing would probably be off and I'd die anyway, considering the rate of fall. Over land, might as well kiss my ass goodbye. Screw a stewardess as quickly as possible so I don't die a virgin, and die a semi-happy man. >>



Sorry to break the news to ya, but if you land in the water at 1k feet going 500 miles an hour, it doesn't matter what the hell you're landing on cause you are dead.

As for me i'll not only kiss my ass goodbye, but i'll kiss the asses of any hot chick I can find.
 
Pull my skydiving rig out of the overhead compartment, run to the door and jump... and hope the high speed doesn't rip me and my rig to pieces.
 
I've always wondered if the passenger windows could pop out like they do on buses. That way if you landed in water you would have a &quot;hatch&quot; to escape and wouldn't be trapped.
 
as a start am goin to pee on my self then ill start praying and maybe screw the stewardess if my parents wasnt wed me on that plane so i dont end up like pretender said a (virgin)
 
i would take over the beverage cart and drink all of those little bottles as fast as i could!!! then i would ask the pilot if i could give it a try flying the plane since i've seen airplane the movie a few times, (i can't be that hard right??)
 


<< If it was in the ocean, I would eat a lot of beans and cabbage and hope the excess gas will keep me afloat as I wait for the rescue. >>



That might also enable you to power your way to shore.
 
Hmm I'd actually spend the $6 a minute to call my wife on one of the plane phones.
If she was on the plane though, well I guess we'd go out with a &quot;bang&quot;. 🙂

Now if Macguyver was on board he'd save the plane with some duct tape and a couple of paper clips.

Problem is most crashes you will be dead a few seconds after something goes wrong. :/
 
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