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If you were a hotdog

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I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.
 
oh.. i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner.
that is what i'd truly like to be
'cause if i were an oscar meyer weeener
then everyone would be in love with ME!
 
Originally posted by: geno
I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.
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actually, hold on... if I didn't have any vital organs, I wouldn't be hungry in the first place! So why the hell does this question even exist? 😕
 
They?d be so abundant they?d become our currency. 20 hot dogs would equal roughly a nickel, depending on the strength of the yen, I?m not quite sure.
 
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Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: geno
I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.
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actually, hold on... if I didn't have any vital organs, I wouldn't be hungry in the first place! So why the hell does this question even exist? 😕
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It's a simple question, a child could answer it. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
 
Originally posted by: FallenHero
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: geno
I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.
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actually, hold on... if I didn't have any vital organs, I wouldn't be hungry in the first place! So why the hell does this question even exist? 😕
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It's a simple question, a child could answer it. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
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Of course, anyone COULD answer it, I could give any old answer. But could a child give a well thought out and informed answer? Something within reason? I think not. See, you could answer yes, stating that it's ok for a hotdog to eat itself. But then you need to delve deeper, does a hot dog even have a means of eating and digesting anything much less it's own body? Certainly not. This also brings the question of hunger, how does a hot dog get hungry without any stomach? Hunger is caused by the stomach, no? So the question is partially flawed in its logic, therefore it isn't easy to answer.
 
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: FallenHero
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: geno
I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.
Click to expand...

actually, hold on... if I didn't have any vital organs, I wouldn't be hungry in the first place! So why the hell does this question even exist? 😕
Click to expand...

It's a simple question, a child could answer it. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
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Of course, anyone COULD answer it, I could give any old answer. But could a child give a well thought out and informed answer? Something within reason? I think not. See, you could answer yes, stating that it's ok for a hotdog to eat itself. But then you need to delve deeper, does a hot dog even have a means of eating and digesting anything much less it's own body? Certainly not. This also brings the question of hunger, how does a hot dog get hungry without any stomach? Hunger is caused by the stomach, no? So the question is partially flawed in its logic, therefore it isn't easy to answer.
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In Scotland, they cloned a sheep, which a lot of people thought was fun! Hey, what if..? Hey! Hey, if I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs! Think of all the possibilities! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you want!
 
Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off!
 
Originally posted by: FallenHero
In Scotland, they cloned a sheep, which a lot of people thought was fun! Hey, what if..? Hey! Hey, if I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs! Think of all the possibilities! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you want!
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Well you can do that pretty much now...
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"If you had a choice to become the leading scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?" -Will Ferrell.... err I mean Harry Carey
 
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