If you were a hotdog

and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

 

[geno]

I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.

 

[iamme]

i'd eat my bun friend first

 

[jonnyGURU]

I'd start with my condiments.

 

[guyver01]

oh.. i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner.
that is what i'd truly like to be
'cause if i were an oscar meyer weeener
then everyone would be in love with ME!

 

[StinkyMeat]

I know I would!

 

[jonnyGURU]

Originally posted by: StinkyMeat
I know I would!

Eww!!! You'd eat stinky meat?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: geno
I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.

actually, hold on... if I didn't have any vital organs, I wouldn't be hungry in the first place! So why the hell does this question even exist?

 

[Bv3]

They?d be so abundant they?d become our currency. 20 hot dogs would equal roughly a nickel, depending on the strength of the yen, I?m not quite sure.

 

[Azraele]

 

Originally posted by: StinkyMeat
I know I would!

You made a wise choice my friend. If you didn't say yes, I would have to bite your ear off.

 

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: geno
I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.

actually, hold on... if I didn't have any vital organs, I wouldn't be hungry in the first place! So why the hell does this question even exist?

It's a simple question, a child could answer it. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

 

[redheadednurse]

I don't like hotdogs so my answer is NO....

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: geno
I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.

actually, hold on... if I didn't have any vital organs, I wouldn't be hungry in the first place! So why the hell does this question even exist?

It's a simple question, a child could answer it. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Of course, anyone COULD answer it, I could give any old answer. But could a child give a well thought out and informed answer? Something within reason? I think not. See, you could answer yes, stating that it's ok for a hotdog to eat itself. But then you need to delve deeper, does a hot dog even have a means of eating and digesting anything much less it's own body? Certainly not. This also brings the question of hunger, how does a hot dog get hungry without any stomach? Hunger is caused by the stomach, no? So the question is partially flawed in its logic, therefore it isn't easy to answer.

 

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: geno
I'd proabably eat half of myself, since I have no vital organs, I can function just as normally with 3/4 or even 1/2 of my body.

actually, hold on... if I didn't have any vital organs, I wouldn't be hungry in the first place! So why the hell does this question even exist?

It's a simple question, a child could answer it. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Of course, anyone COULD answer it, I could give any old answer. But could a child give a well thought out and informed answer? Something within reason? I think not. See, you could answer yes, stating that it's ok for a hotdog to eat itself. But then you need to delve deeper, does a hot dog even have a means of eating and digesting anything much less it's own body? Certainly not. This also brings the question of hunger, how does a hot dog get hungry without any stomach? Hunger is caused by the stomach, no? So the question is partially flawed in its logic, therefore it isn't easy to answer.

In Scotland, they cloned a sheep, which a lot of people thought was fun! Hey, what if..? Hey! Hey, if I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs! Think of all the possibilities! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you want!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Harey Carey you are not.... and yes i would

 

Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off!

 

[JC]

No, hot dogs have 2 organs. Lips and assholes!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

In Scotland, they cloned a sheep, which a lot of people thought was fun! Hey, what if..? Hey! Hey, if I was a scientist, you know what I'd clone? Hot dogs! Think of all the possibilities! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you want!

Well you can do that pretty much now...

 

[phatj]

"If you had a choice to become the leading scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?" -Will Ferrell.... err I mean Harry Carey

 

[Shawn]

no, hotdogs are teh suck.

 

[pulse8]

If I were a hot dog and you were hungry, would you EAT ME?

 

[ElFenix]

am i a hebrew national hotdog?

 

[crypticlogin]

am i a hebrew national hotdog?

Well, you are what you eat. <badum ching>

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

 

[wfbberzerker]

i know i would. all smothered in mustard and relish, i'd be so delicious!