If you were a hot dog...

MrBond

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Cause Lord knows I would! I'd smother myself in hot mustard and relish! I'd be delicious!

One of the greatest Will Ferral moments on SNL of all time :).
 

tm37

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Oh I wish I were an Os-car Mayer Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car May-er Wie - ner
Ev-ery one would be in love with me.
 

Freejack2

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Dec 31, 2000
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Hey Pizza the hut ate himself to death when he gotta trapped in his limo, so why wouldn't a hot dog eat itself? :p
 

Calundronius

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If I was a good hot dog, instead of the kind made of hog anus. I wouldn't eat myself if I were ground up anuses.