If you went skydiving and found out both of your chute malfunction while falling down..

[Qianglong]

Inspired by the other skydiving thread where the woman slipped from the instructor's harness..

well? 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

 

[imported_LoKe]

One last fapping session.

 

[CKent]

I'd be happy for once

 

[maddogchen]

pull your reserve chute.

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: maddogchen
pull your reserve chute.

 

[Glitchny]

pull the reserve and if that didnt work, id probally pass out

 

[Neurorelay]

Sell my soul.

 

[AaronB]

Scream like a b!tch.

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: LoKe
One last fapping session.

I Think I would go with that.

 

[JDrake]

you have 2 + reserve?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: JDrake
you have 2 + reserve?

Probably a late edit.

I'd most likely go blind with shock before I hit the ground.

 

[Scouzer]

i'd probably fall.

 

[bonkers325]

start flapping my arms

if that didnt work, i'd start fapping

 

[ManSnake]

I would spread my wings and fly away.

 

[FreshPrince]

My instructor would cut his chute, chase after me like they did in that one 007 movie, catch up with me, open his reserve, and we'd both land safely

2ez 😎



😀 😛 😉

 

[Neurorelay]

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
My instructor would cut his chute, chase after me like they did in that one 007 movie, catch up with me, open his reserve, and we'd both land safely

2ez 😎



😀 😛 😉

Then you wake up and SPLAT!

 

[BW86]

wait and die.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: Qianglong
If you went skydiving and found out both of your chute malfunction while falling down..

I'd probably correct your grammar.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: Qianglong
If you went skydiving and found out both of your chute malfunction while falling down..

I'd probably correct your grammar.

Hahaha, via handheld PC on the way to the ground. What a poignant last act. 😀

 

[iamaelephant]

Starting jackin'it.

 

[Imported]

Try to cut open my chute and makeshift a chute out of it? Idunno.. or die.

 

[Atomicus]

If there's another skydiver, I'd wave him to come over and steal his jacket

 

[Eli]

Brace for impact?

 

[Gimli43Orcs]

Put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye

 

[Riceball]

This is why its important to carry a can of red bull with you.