If you turn into a zombie, will you prefer to remain a zombie or .....

if I turn or I'm turning into a zombie....

  • I prefer the full service treatment

  • I will choose the full service treatment only if I'm in danger of harming people I love

  • Screw that, I want to remain a zombie

  • I will visit each ATOT'er and bite them to welcome them into the club.....


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Braznor

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....get the full service treatment involving a shot to your head and cremation by a flamethrower?
 

SlitheryDee

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I'll remain a zombie. Even if the only joy in my life is eating the brains of small children, that's still something!
 

Newell Steamer

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I never understood zombies.

They are rotting. So, you just herd them in some area and let them fall apart.

They aren't invincible, since a hammer to the head will kill them. Ergo, natural wear and tear would do them in eventually.

Anyway, sorry. I would prefer getting my head blown off. I would not want to go back to being normal with a stomach full of human flesh, part of my face missing, limbs ripped off and zombie bite marks all over me.
 

cbrunny

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Oct 12, 2007
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I have a different definition of "full service treatment" - Can I have that?
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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Zombies seem to be fairly sociable things, often in groups, and always trying to (m)eat new people and literally make new friends. I guess I could give it a try. Maybe a decayed and destroyed brain is what it would take to make me want to be that sociable. :awe:



I never understood zombies.

They are rotting. So, you just herd them in some area and let them fall apart.

They aren't invincible, since a hammer to the head will kill them. Ergo, natural wear and tear would do them in eventually.

Anyway, sorry. I would prefer getting my head blown off. I would not want to go back to being normal with a stomach full of human flesh, part of my face missing, limbs ripped off and zombie bite marks all over me.
And it seems to me that decaying muscles and a ruined circulatory system would make for a creature that isn't terribly mobile.
Zombie physics.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Apr 19, 2001
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Full service treatment. I hate the taste of human flesh and only eat it when it's the still-beating hearts of my enemies.
 
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