If you saw a retarded kid with an R520, would you take it?

[Amplifier]

You see a retarded kid walking down the street. Your first instinct is to laugh, but then you notice he?s carrying the unreleased R520!

Turns out the kids dad is an engineer at ATI and he brought the card for ?show and tell?. In a sadistic turn of fate the retarded kid walks down a dark alley where no one could possibly help him.

You notice the kid is pretty weak and one good push could send him to the ground. Furthermore, the kid is pretty stupid and there is no chance he?d be able to identify you.

You drool at the thought of 32 pipelines and a 700 mhz engine.

So, knowing there would be no consequences (besides maybe a ticked off conscience), do you push the retard down and take his R520?

Picture of retard for reference

 

[dethman]

sure. what's an r520.

 

[NFS4]

BAN:|

 

[ironcrotch]

Amp, please step into the fire.

 

[dighn]

:thumbsdown:

 

[SynthDude2001]

lol, what the hell? :laugh:

 

[MikeMike]

wtf.

wow.

lmao because of the pic.

MIKE

 

[Bootprint]

wtf


Waiting for the "If you see Amp getting beat up by a kid with a video card" "do you help the kid?" topic.

 

I'm perfectly fine with my Nvidia GF4 MX4400, so I'd go with NO.

 

[Chode Messiah]

no, nvidia is better

 

[cjgallen]

The Sony-Ericsson R520?!? ZOMG that phone PWNESZ!!1

 

[Literati]

No you fvcking dirtbag.

 

[sixone]

There's a special place in hell for people who steal from kids. :|

 

[mzkhadir]

I would say that NO, because if the kid ever identifies me or you, you would be in jail for life because the kid is retarded.

 

[notfred]

Shouldn't the poll be about whether or not you'd have sex with a retarded kid for a video card?

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: sixone
There's a special place in hell for people who steal from kids. :|

do they also have a special place for special kids themselves?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

No, but I'd convince him that my 9200 Pro is faster and trade for it.

 

[NFS4]

Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
You see a retarded kid walking down the street. Your first instinct is to laugh, but then you notice he?s carrying the unreleased R520!

Turns out the kids dad is an engineer at ATI and he brought the card for ?show and tell?. In a sadistic turn of fate the retarded kid walks down a dark alley where no one could possibly help him.

You notice the kid is pretty weak and one good push could send him to the ground. Furthermore, the kid is pretty stupid and there is no chance he?d be able to identify you.

You drool at the thought of 32 pipelines and a 700 mhz engine.

So, knowing there would be no consequences (besides maybe a ticked off conscience), do you push the retard down and take his R520?

Picture of retard for reference

Only a retard would make such post :roll:

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Amplifier
You see a retarded kid walking down the street. Your first instinct is to laugh, but then you notice he?s carrying the unreleased R520!

Turns out the kids dad is an engineer at ATI and he brought the card for ?show and tell?. In a sadistic turn of fate the retarded kid walks down a dark alley where no one could possibly help him.

You notice the kid is pretty weak and one good push could send him to the ground. Furthermore, the kid is pretty stupid and there is no chance he?d be able to identify you.

You drool at the thought of 32 pipelines and a 700 mhz engine.

So, knowing there would be no consequences (besides maybe a ticked off conscience), do you push the retard down and take his R520?

Picture of retard for reference

Only a retard would make such post :roll:

Yeah! Let's beat him up and take his video card

 

[Ns1]

hell yeah

 

[BurnItDwn]

Of course not. I don't steal, and I'm not about to start. This has nothing to do with commandments or anything, since I'm not a religious person. If that was my son with the video card, I wouldn't want someone to push him down and steal it, so why would I steal it myself? That's just wrong.

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
No, but I'd convince him that my 9200 Pro is faster and trade for it.

yeah, cuz that would make it legal right? :roll:

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: cjgallen

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Amplifier
You see a retarded kid walking down the street. Your first instinct is to laugh, but then you notice he?s carrying the unreleased R520!

Turns out the kids dad is an engineer at ATI and he brought the card for ?show and tell?. In a sadistic turn of fate the retarded kid walks down a dark alley where no one could possibly help him.

You notice the kid is pretty weak and one good push could send him to the ground. Furthermore, the kid is pretty stupid and there is no chance he?d be able to identify you.

You drool at the thought of 32 pipelines and a 700 mhz engine.

So, knowing there would be no consequences (besides maybe a ticked off conscience), do you push the retard down and take his R520?

Picture of retard for reference

Only a retard would make such post :roll:

Yeah! Let's beat him up and take his video card

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[grrl]

If a retard created a poll, would you partake in it?

Answer: No.