If you responded to all those "add 1-4 inches" emails you get how long would you be by now?

[SunnyD]

I'd have to guess I could probably reach the moon by now between my 3 spam email account.

Currently working on the return trip...

 

[boyRacer]

Eleventy Billion

 

[EyeMWing]

My schlong is roughly near alpha centauri.

WITHOUT THE SPAM!

 

[Luagsch]

i would need gallons of blood-infusions...

 

[LAUST]

LMFAO, amazing how much these companies are going off about it.

 

[ThreeLeggedGnome]

I can already fly a kite with mine.

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: ThreeLeggedGnome
I can already fly a kite with mine.

...and thats why your username says "Three Legged" right?

 

[Wuffsunie]

Long enough to slap you with it for asking such a question

j/k, couldn't resist.

 

[ghostman]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
My schlong is roughly near alpha centauri.

WITHOUT THE SPAM!

Ouch! Why did you leave it there?

 

[ohtwell]

I'd have a dick the size of my arm. Maybe longer!!

It'd be longer if I had one to start out with!


: ) Amanda

 

[ThreeLeggedGnome]

Originally posted by: boyRacer

Originally posted by: ThreeLeggedGnome
I can already fly a kite with mine.

...and thats why your username says "Three Legged" right?

Yea was calling myself tripod but then modesty has always been my strong point.

 

[Pudgygiant]

So long that I'm writing half of those emails.