if you read this post

[JacobJ]

if you read this post

Your liver might be served for lunch, your fingernails fed
to a thousand chickens crammed into a shed.
You might decide death is better than killing.
Then again, you might die anyways. God willing,
your knuckles might be crushed
after you?ve lost your arms to a giant paint brush
splattering gobs of acid. Yes, all this could happen
if you read this post while sitting in this room.

 

[chuckywang]

Man, I'd hate to see what happens to the person that made that post.

 

[hdeck]

😕

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Man, I'd hate to see what happens to the person that made that post.

Haha. 9/10

 

[StrangerGuy]

nvm

 

[apac]

I dunno about the rest of that sh!t, but my liver is definitely fvcked tonight.

 

[Cyco]

Ok

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

You forgot the breast growing out of the forehead.