If you only ate corn for a week straight....

[OCGuy]

What would happen?

 

[highland145]

You might pop.

 

[ThePresence]

You would start to neigh.

 

[Scotteq]

What would happen?

Machine~gun noises from the bathroom?

 

[ThePresence]

Machine~gun noises from the bathroom?

Too obvious an answer, so I presume that's already going on.

 

[metalmania]

become a scarecrow?

 

[alfa147x]

I'm oddly tempted to try this

 

[OCGuy]

I'm oddly tempted to try this

If you do please supply a journal and pics.

 

[sactoking]

You'd sit on the toilet and out would come an ear of corn with little bits of poop in it.

 

[seepy83]

http://www.fleces.com/pillows/cornlog

 

[alfa147x]

If you do please supply a journal and pics.

Can I do corn + chicken +bread?

 

[OCGuy]

Can I do corn + chicken +bread?

That would ruin the...errr...."end result."

 

[Avalon]

Corn is on sale at Publix...might go for it. I love grilled corn.

 

[highland145]

http://www.fleces.com/pillows/cornlog

What


The


Heck?:\

 

[OCGuy]

http://www.fleces.com/pillows/cornlog

Why in the world do you know that exists?

I am laughing so hard right now people are looking at me...HAHA.


"Last night's supper never felt so good. The corn log is an enormous heaping mound of squishy fleces with soft nuggets of plush corn built in. The size is perfect for mid day naps, or a comforting friend on long trips in the car. Guaranteed to start a conversation or two.

Around 3 feet long, 2 feet thick, and extra lumpy. $54.95
"

 

[BurnItDwn]

Dude, 1 whole week without eating any meat at all? Not even some bacon or pork chops or steak or roast or ribs or lamb or goat or chicken or turkey or anything?

I can't fathom that.

It's near impossible to even consider the possibility of not having meat for 1 day let alone a whole week.

I imagine after 1 day of no meat, the average human would lose 15% of their intelligence. After 2 days of no meat, they would lose 20% of their personality.
After 3 days of no meat, they would gain 50% extra pretentiousness . After 4 days without eating any meat at all probably they would become loopy and irrational. Then, after 5 days with no meat, a terminal case of smugness would probably start to set in. After 6 days, the smugness would reach 100%. After 7 days without eating any meat at all, then there will be a small tornado.

 

[alfa147x]

That would ruin the...errr...."end result."

Damn that would be tough

 

[SirStev0]

I believe it takes at least 2 weeks, but ever hear of Pellegra?

Corn heavy diets lack Niacin, which causes a deficiency and leads to the 4 D's :
diarrhea
dermatitis
dementia
death

Pretty sure pellegra the word is Spanish for danger or horrible death or something like that.

edit: wikipedia has some fun pics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pellagra

 

[alfa147x]

I'll do it if ATOT would buy me a Nub Sampler:
http://www.famous-smoke.com/the+nub+club+460+cigars/item+29877

 

[highland145]

I'll do it if ATOT would buy me a Nub Sampler:
http://www.famous-smoke.com/the+nub+club+460+cigars/item+29877

Interesting name.

 

[Scotteq]

If you only ate corn for a week straight

What would happen?

You would shoot the neighbor's cat when beating off.

 

[seepy83]

Why in the world do you know that exists?

I'm not exactly sure, but I'm pretty sure "Fleces" was on a list of the best gag gifts that i read. This thread just made me remember that they had one with corn on it...

 

[SagaLore]

You might pop.

Once you pop you can't stop!

 

[alfa147x]

Interesting name.

Good cigars. Short but large ring size. Lots of smoke mild - medium flavor. Decent smoke time 1:15 to 1:45

 

[QuantumPion]

This is nothing special. In college I lived on breakfast cereal alone for months at a time.