If you know what I mean....

[Rock Hydra]

I was watching Who's Line is it Anyway on TV, and this game was on, so I think this would be a fun game to play.

Rules: You use a inoffensive or non-suggestive expression that could be interpreted as an offensive or suggestive one, and tag on "If you know what I mean" on the end.

We're generally going for humerous, here:

I'll start off:

I'm here to check the oil. If you know what I mean.

 

[revnja]

I have to baste the turkey. If you know what I mean.

 

[Stumps]

hmmm let me see, I like to pat the cat...if you know what I mean

 

[edro]

You need to stop posting... if you know what I mean.

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: edro13
You need to stop posting... if you know what I mean.

I don't get it

 

[anxi80]

"oh, i'll fix your sink ms. romano, and by "fix your sink" I mean I'll have sex with you, and by "i'll have sex with you" i mean i'll fix your sink. and by "sink" I mean your reproductive organ. and by, "reproductive organ" i mean the thing between your knees. and by "the thing between your knees" i... i guess that one's kind of self-explanatory."

 

[WannaFly]

I need to go flying..if you know what I mean.

 

[MX2]

Anybody up for some high society....if you know what I mean

 

[Rock Hydra]

Say no to crack...If you know what I mean.

 

[SuPrEIVIE]

you know what i mean...if you know what i mean

 

[AnonymouseUser]

I'd like to fluff your pillows... if you know what I mean.

 

[Neurorelay]

Lick those lips....if you know what I mean

 

[SynthDude2001]

I'd like to say hi to my mate Dug down under....if you know what I mean

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
I'd like to say hi to my mate Dug down under....if you know what I mean

omg, i'd like to steal synth's X2..when he gets it...if you know what i mean

 

[djheater]

It's been done

Nudge Nudge



Man:
'Evening, squire!

Squire:
(stiffly)
Good evening.

Man:
Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Squire:
I, uh, I beg your pardon?

Man:
Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?

Squire:
(flustered)
Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.

Man:
Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?

Squire:
(confused)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Man:
Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Squire:
Are you, uh,... are you selling something?

Man:
SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!

Squire:
Well, I, uh....

Man:
Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?

Squire:
Um, she likes sport, yes!

Man:
I bet she does, I bet she does!

Squire:
As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.

Man:
'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh?
Knew she would. Likes games, eh?
She's been around a bit, been around?

Squire:
She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.

(pause)

Man:
SAY NO MORE!!
Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

Squire:
I wasn't going to!

Man:
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?

Squire:
Photography?

Man:
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Squire:
Holiday snaps, eh?

Man:
They could be, they could be taken on holiday.
Candid, you know, CANDID photography?

Squire:
No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.

Man:
Oh.
(leeringly)
Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?

Squire:
Look... are you insinuating something?

Man:
Oh, no, no, no... yes.

Squire:
Well?

Man:
Well, you're a man of the world, squire.

Squire:
Yes...

Man:
I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...

Squire:
What do you mean?

Man:
Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a lady...

Squire:
Yes...

Man:
What's it like?

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
I'd like to say hi to my mate Dug down under....if you know what I mean

omg, i'd like to steal synth's X2..when he gets it...if you know what i mean

I'd like to murder Dug and dump his lifeless body in the Pacific...if you know what I mean

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
I'd like to say hi to my mate Dug down under....if you know what I mean

omg, i'd like to steal synth's X2..when he gets it...if you know what i mean

I'd like to murder Dug and dump his lifeless body in the Pacific...if you know what I mean

:shocked: it's the Indian Ocean here mate

 

[Rock Hydra]

Hey, how's it hangin'?...If you know what i mean

 

[Adica]

I'll take some sugar with that ..if ya know what I mean.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
I'd like to say hi to my mate Dug down under....if you know what I mean

omg, i'd like to steal synth's X2..when he gets it...if you know what i mean

I'd like to murder Dug and dump his lifeless body in the Pacific...if you know what I mean

:shocked: it's the Indian Ocean here mate

I'd like to go for a swim with you...if you know what I mean

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I like it when you bend over...if you know what i mean

...d'oh

 

[Rock Hydra]

Better bag the goods...If you know what I mean.

 

[Rastus]

ITB -- IYKWIM

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MX2times
Anybody up for some high society....if you know what I mean

High Society is one of my favorites... if you know what I mean.

 

[MazerRackham]

Nice shoes. Wanna fsck?? If you know what I mean!