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If you knew a serial killer / rapist was operating in a certain area...

DainBramaged

DainBramaged

Lifer
I would take my baseball bat and hang out there all the time. I might even grab a case of beer first. It would be so awesome bashing a serial killer's head in with a baseball bat.
 
I would assume that any serial killer worth his salt knows a LOT more about killing people than I do, and as such, I would not pit my admittedly amateur skills against his.
 
I wouldn't take him on out in the open, as he would have the advantage. However, I'd love to kill an unsuspecting burgular breaking into the house.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I would take my baseball bat and hang out there all the time. I might even grab a case of beer first. It would be so awesome bashing a serial killer's head in with a baseball bat.
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Your ass will hate you after he tasers your foolish self and has his way with you.

or worse, maybe he just goes straight for the shotgun and fscks your stupid corpse.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I would take my baseball bat and hang out there all the time. I might even grab a case of beer first. It would be so awesome bashing a serial killer's head in with a baseball bat.
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I pretty sure you wouldn't be saying that after he beats the crap out of you.
 
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I would take my baseball bat and hang out there all the time. I might even grab a case of beer first. It would be so awesome bashing a serial killer's head in with a baseball bat.
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Your ass will hate you after he tasers your foolish self and has his way with you.

or worse, maybe he just goes straight for the shotgun and fscks your stupid corpse.
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I would fvcking fvck his motherfvcking sorry self the fvck up.
 
not my job.

f that, i'd stay the f away.

if you knew he was a serial killer and you knew where he hung out... you could like... call the cops and stuff. maybe crimestoppers would slap you with $1000 or whatever for the tip of the month.
 
Allegedly, a guy who shot a state policeman and has been the subject of a manhunt for a few weeks was in my area the other day... road blocks all over the place. The state is bleeding money over finding this guy... he's an experienced woodsman - wtf would he be driving down the road through roadblocks? Anyway, I certainly didn't go out hunting for him, despite the 50k reward for him.
 
That's nothing--we've got not one but TWO sexual predators here. Everyone's been trying to get the b!tch next door arrested for serving minors alcohol and having sex with them but so far the police seem like they've been looking the other way (they've been here numerous times...including today, but haven't hauled her ass away yet). If that's not bad enough, her two little brats were caught breaking into cars (got into my neighbor's daughter's car and tried mine but gave up) and we think were involved in a couple of burglaries, but they haven't been charged yet.

If they try my car again they won't have to worry about going to jail (or juvenile hall or wherever brats go).
 
Originally posted by: catnap1972
That's nothing--we've got not one but TWO sexual predators here. Everyone's been trying to get the b!tch next door arrested for serving minors alcohol and having sex with them but so far the police seem like they've been looking the other way (they've been here numerous times...including today, but haven't hauled her ass away yet). If that's not bad enough, her two little brats were caught breaking into cars (got into my neighbor's daughter's car and tried mine but gave up) and we think were involved in a couple of burglaries, but they haven't been charged yet.

If they try my car again they won't have to worry about going to jail (or juvenile hall or wherever brats go).
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Holy bump from hell! :Q
 
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