If you have a lot of posts on Anandtech...

[meltdown75]

You're a loser. In forums, on the interwebs, in life, in every way you can imagine.

It's a fact. Don't dispute it. Just come in and agree, and move on.

It doesn't matter if you're wildly popular, well-liked, married to a gorgeous and smart woman, own a great home, drive a decent car and are decent-looking.

Post count is trump, got it?

They're actually coming out with a new "world life ranking" system, and if you are a member of Anandtech with a lot of posts in a short period of time, you automatically start at the bottom.

I'm a loser because of my PPD. My PPD is my life, and my post count is indicative of my social ineptitude.

edit: this whole post was just a joke in response to another thread...

PPD doesn't mean anything. internet = serious business... get your sarcasm meters fixed

 

[DaTT]

Hi Melty. Loser

 

[Cogman]

having emotional distress are we?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: DaTT
Hi Melty. Loser

Hi DaTT Your PPD is indicative of a successful and wonderful life thus far. Continue on, I see great things for you in the future

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Cogman
having emotional distress are we?

Not at all! Just pointing out what we all know to be true!

 

[orakle]

I've been at around 0.5 PPD for years.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: orakle
I've been at around 0.5 PPD for years.

You're an amazing person. I look up to you.

 

[orakle]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: orakle
I've been at around 0.5 PPD for years.

You're an amazing person. I look up to you.

Thanks. I try and set a good example.

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: DaTT
Hi Melty. Loser

Hi DaTT Your PPD is indicative of a successful and wonderful life thus far. Continue on, I see great things for you in the future

I can't be that "uncool"...I am on vacation, currently in Vancouver awaiting my ship for Alaska....and I am posting on ATOT from an internet cafe.

It stinks in here, and surprisingly enough, its run by an Asian guy.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: DaTT

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: DaTT
Hi Melty. Loser

Hi DaTT Your PPD is indicative of a successful and wonderful life thus far. Continue on, I see great things for you in the future

I can't be that "uncool"...I am on vacation, currently in Vancouver awaiting my ship for Alaska....and I am posting on ATOT from an internet cafe.

It stinks in here, and surprisingly enough, its run by an Asian guy.

Wow, have a great trip dude!! I hope the Leafs make the playoffs for you this coming season

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: DaTT

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: DaTT
Hi Melty. Loser

Hi DaTT Your PPD is indicative of a successful and wonderful life thus far. Continue on, I see great things for you in the future

I can't be that "uncool"...I am on vacation, currently in Vancouver awaiting my ship for Alaska....and I am posting on ATOT from an internet cafe.

It stinks in here, and surprisingly enough, its run by an Asian guy.

Wow, have a great trip dude!! I hope the Leafs make the playoffs for you this coming season

Got a new coach...awaiting GM and some major changes...we will see. And please....a few threads down from this one I have a thread about my journey so far...join in with some posts

 

[HardcoreRobot]

not everyone can be a winner

 

[Lonyo]

Am I a loser or successful?

 

[savvy]

Fail.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Am I a loser or successful?

You've got 1 PPD on me so there's no hope for you.

 

[legoman666]

whats the cut off for winner/loser?

 

[ja1484]

k.

 

[keird]

Your hypothesis is all well and good, but what about the lurkers? I'm not succesful and I think your statement could erroneously inflate my ego. I'd get in my new car and crash it on the way home to my girlfriend's place tonight, on account of me thinking 'Well I have a low post count and I'm about to get laid and have a nice dinner waiting for me."

Putting stuff like this up on a public forum is fvcking dangerous, man!

 

[TestedAcorn]

This thread is stupid.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: TestedAcorn
This thread is stupid.

not much different than the rest of the threads here.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
I'm a loser because of my PPD. My PPD is my life, and my post count is indicative of my social ineptitude.

It's not because of your PPD.

 

[Juno]

rossman's a loser? HELL NO.

 

[nanette1985]

What's PPD?

Anyway, interesting theory. I may have to try it.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: princess ida
What's PPD?

Anyway, interesting theory. I may have to try it.

posts per day.

 

[Extelleron]

I have 3 PPD. Am I alright?