If you had unlimited money to burn, what useless thing would u do?

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BeauJangles

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I would have lots of my skin tissue cultured, and everyday I would have some of my skin removed, and replaced with new skin from my culture. The removed skin would be composted and returned to the earth in various places all over the world. As more and more of my physical body returned to the planet, the world wold be imbued with more and more of my life force. My own essence would mingle with the essences of all things. The world would take on aspects of myself, containing a great amount of my essence, and it would be eternally bound to me. Eventually I would wield the force of an entire planet. I would cease to exist as a man, but I would be reborn as a god, able to bend vast areas of the cosmos to my will.

The universe seeks balance in all things. I would use my god-powers to perform an act of either great good, or great evil. It doesn't matter which I choose, because good and evil are constructs of man, and I would be a god. The universe would counteract with an act opposite my own. If the initial act was strong enough, the universe would be irrevocably polarized into light and dark. Using my god-powers I would split the cosmos down the middle of this division, creating two universes where once there was only one. I'm not greedy you see, I don't want the whole universe, only half. One half of the old universe would be mine, and I would be it's God.

And that's what I would do if i had lots and lots of money.

I would distribute whatever he is smoking free to anyone who wanted it.
 

Schneider879

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Oct 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: Jigga
You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?

I'd campaign to have jello wrestling and jello swimming added to the Olympics.

Hell yeah I have always though it would be funny to jump into a big pool o jello.
 

ProviaFan

Lifer
Mar 17, 2001
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I'd get a top-of-the-line Apple Mac system, a Windows PC, a Linux PC, an SGI workstation, and some great laptop. Also, gotta have a Hasselblad H1 with Phase One P25 digital back, and a Kurzweil K2600XS for the musical stuff. :D
 

Excelsior

Lifer
May 30, 2002
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Have the largest Boat ever built..then live on it..itd be like the one that was in Popular Mechanics. It had a landing strip on deck..was basically like a floating city.
 

Valhalla1

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I would purchase a carribean island and lay massive amounts of fiber optic cable from the USA and build the awesomest beach house and have a huge massive array of computers and displays and sex slaves
 

sharkeeper

Lifer
Jan 13, 2001
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Have the largest Boat ever built..then live on it..itd be like the one that was in Popular Mechanics. It had a landing strip on deck..was basically like a floating city.

You're talking about The World aka Residen Sea

Very nice apartments but expensive! Sharon and Ozzy have an apartment there.

For people that are serious about living on a ship but don't get seven figure bonuses, this is much more reasonable.

Cheers!
 

TheStu

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Sep 15, 2004
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of course.. sex slaves what infinite money-aire is complete without sex slaves. But unless you are impotent or horribly disfigured they wouldn't be useless now would they? ;

I owuld build a giant sign on the moon with a list of the people that I think have wronged me... I would then buy all those people fantastic mountain top houses that are specially configured so ever window or mirror in teh house is a plasma display of that sign... mmmm.... revenge.....
 

Cerb

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Aug 26, 2000
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Use my unlimited funds to flood world economies, forcing them to completely scrap and recrate the current market system :)
 

tyler811

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Jan 27, 2002
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Originally posted by: loki8481
I'd make my own television network, and bring back as many great cancelled shows as I could -- Angel, Freaks and Geeks, Sports Night, Pop-up Video, etc. and I'd devote the overnight hours to playing great music videos :D


Sports Night great show

 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: ProviaFan
I'd get a top-of-the-line Apple Mac system, a Windows PC, a Linux PC, an SGI workstation, and some great laptop.

I would do that, then I would hook them all up to robot exoskeletons with machine guns and let them fight for dominance. The winner will be declared the ultimate OS.

I would also spend boatloads of money getting my entire water supply from Pluto.
 

tyler811

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Jan 27, 2002
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Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
I would go to a car dealership (doesn't really matter what kind) and buy 25-30 of a specific type of car then I would go and hire drivers. I would proceed to drive around and, when somebody did something really dumb (like cut me off), I would hit them. After the accident I would hop into one of my other cars and repeat.

I would buy a new pair of socks ever day. On Valentine's Day I would buy a rose for every person in Boston and pay people to give them out and compliment people. I would start my own AIDs and cancer foundations. I would establish halfway houses, homeless shelters, and generally try to improve the welfare of people in the country.



Hmmm we could do this with all the money we spent in Iraq. Next will be Iran then next will be the downfall of the USA because we have an idiot power hungry president invading countries under the guise of freedom.
 

zakee00

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Dec 23, 2004
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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: ProviaFan
I'd get a top-of-the-line Apple Mac system, a Windows PC, a Linux PC, an SGI workstation, and some great laptop.

I would do that, then I would hook them all up to robot exoskeletons with machine guns and let them fight for dominance. The winner will be declared the ultimate OS.

I would also spend boatloads of money getting my entire water supply from Pluto.

ROFL THATS awesome!11