If you had to tell your child where babies come from...

[Ricemarine]

What would you say? :laugh:

 

[PurdueRy]

The milk man FTW

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
The milk man FTW

Idiot. We all know babies are delivered by the mailman.

 

[BigJ]

Depends how old they are.

There's absolutely no reason to explain completely sexual intercourse to a 5 year old, but why not say that it's as a result of when a Mother and Father love each other very much and share a loving moment toegher.

 

[pontifex]

wtf, babies don't come from storks?!?!?!?!?
MOM!!!

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
The milk man FTW

Idiot. We all know babies are delivered by the mailman.

It's FedEx, fool!

 

[iluvtruenos]

From one of mom's many various holes.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Send me $50 via PayPal and I'll do it for you over the phone.

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: LoKe
LoKe's Law
If something isn't working for you, it's probably working for everyone else. Don't post about it.

I was just noticing that you have a shitty law, cause that has never happened to me, every time i've posted aobut a site beng down etc...others have comfirmed it...

 

[iluvtruenos]

It's like his fourth law. Let him have his fun until he realizes that laws forced into effect aren't going to be remembered.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
It's like his fourth law. Let him have his fun until he realizes that laws forced into effect aren't going to be remembered.

Second one. But thanks for noticing.

 

[farmercal]

The truth.

 

[TBone48]

Originally posted by: farmercal
The truth.

There you go.

 

[ni4ni]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Idiot. We all know babies are made by the mailman.

Post corrected...

 

[Brutuskend]

Cabbage patch.


That's right, right?

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: farmercal
The truth.

Yes, but not all at once. Too much too early will only confuse them. By the time they are 10 or so, they should hear it all.

 

[Powermoloch]

Babies came from the mother's "hoo haa"

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Women.

 

[KarenMarie]

i would say that when two ppl love each other, they get married and thru love, have a baby.

or i would just say that they are to young to know and to come back in two years and ask again.

 

[vi edit]

One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."

 

[Hacp]

If it was a male, tell him that they had to put their penis into the hole of a female.

If it were a woman, tell her that a guy is supposed to put their penis into her vagina.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: PurdueRy
The milk man FTW

Idiot. We all know babies are delivered by the mailman.

LIAR! The stork brings them.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."

pearl necklace ?