If you HAD to choose...

[nick1985]

Would yor rather:

A) Be attacked by a silverback gorilla in the middle of a jungle

or

B) Be attacked by a saltwater croc at waters edge



Discuss.

 

[Cogman]

The croc, because the gorilla looks too much like a man, so killing the croc with my bare teeth will result in less of an emotional trauma for me.

 

[skywhr]

I pick C) neither

 

[darkxshade]

I'd have to pick B just in case the gorilla has mistaken me for a potential mate.

 

[Agentbolt]

Didn't you quit ATOT in a huff a few months ago? Those were good times.

 

[imported_Imp]

Croc, at least it only has a mouth. Silverback can kick my ass in so many ways it isn't funny.

 

[Baked]

I'm pretty sure the gorilla will rape you. At least w/ the croc you have a very slight chance of escaping.

 

[Kirby]

:gorila:
:reacharound:
:butterrape:
:avg:
:kong:

You decide.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
I'd have to pick B just in case the gorilla has mistaken me for a potential mate.

:shocked:

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: darkxshade
I'd have to pick B just in case the gorilla has mistaken me for a potential mate.

:shocked:

Hey I don't know about you but I don't want to hear a hiss when I fart.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: darkxshade
I'd have to pick B just in case the gorilla has mistaken me for a potential mate.

:shocked:

Hey I don't know about you but I don't want to hear a hiss when I fart.

Oh my! :shocked:

You've put way too much thought into this darkxshade!

 

[sonambulo]

Croc by a country mile. At least you might have a *chance* of making it out alive. A silverback would destroy you.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
I'd have to pick B just in case the gorilla has mistaken me for a potential mate.

That was my first thought.

 

[pontifex]

croc...we've seen several people do it. I've never seen a human wrestle a gorilla.

 

[NL5]

Croc - if you can get 15 or 20 feet away, he is done. The gorilla will keep coming at you.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Imp
Croc, at least it only has a mouth. Silverback can kick my ass in so many ways it isn't funny.

Exactly. All you have to do is escape the initial lunge, and you're probably in the clear.

The gorilla is BIG, fast, and strong enough to tear your arm off and beat you to death with it. Then it will take the tenderized remains to the water's edge and feed its pet crocodile.

Originally posted by: darkxshade
I'd have to pick B just in case the gorilla has mistaken me for a potential mate.

Gorilla penises are very small, you might not even notice it, and you might make a new friend. :shocked:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Imp
Croc, at least it only has a mouth. Silverback can kick my ass in so many ways it isn't funny.

Exactly. All you have to do is escape the initial lunge, and you're probably in the clear.

The gorilla is BIG, fast, and strong enough to tear your arm off and beat you to death with it. Then it will take the tenderized remains to the water's edge and feed its pet crocodile.

Originally posted by: darkxshade
I'd have to pick B just in case the gorilla has mistaken me for a potential mate.

Gorilla penises are very small, you might not even notice it, and you might make a new friend. :shocked:

not sure i want to know how you know that

 

[erub]

crocolide, maybe i could win

 

[Woosta]

Change poll

Mako/Great White in ocean or Silverback in jungle