If you had to be born again and could pick your savior would you change it?

[Jaepheth]

You will have to be a born again believer, with all the behaviors that entails, but have the option to change the savior of whom your religion revolves around.

Who would you choose to take on the sins of the world?

Do you choose a famous thinker/philosopher to reason your sins away?
Do you keep Jesus, who can die your sins away?
Do you go with something more abstract? Like a clothier, who can dye your sins away?

 

[BoomerD]

I haz no savior...From whom do I need saving?

I don't believe in "sins" or "teh evel."

 

[manimal]

Flower Seller: "Would you like to make a donation to the Church Of Religious Consciousness?"

Krishna: "No, thanks. We gave at the office!"

 

[MotF Bane]

Kate Upton.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I would love to have grown up in a loving pastafarian household.

 

[BoomerD]

I would love to have grown up in a loving pastafarian household.

I'm not Italian either...but I grew up in an Italian neighborhood...

 

[Juddog]

I'm already a member of the church of the subgenius, but if I had to be reborn, I guess I'd settle with being a member of the church of FSM.