If you had to act like the stereotypical American

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Lifer
Apr 11, 2004
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Shove down Big Macs one after another, then go sit on my fat ass in front of the nearest TV
 

Kaervak

Diamond Member
Jul 18, 2001
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Bust out my machine guns and kill every living thing around me while pounding down buckets of lard.
 

DAGTA

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Oct 9, 1999
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I'd inquire as to the means to hire a small boy to carry my balls around for me.
 

zoiks

Lifer
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Speak crap about the French. Be loud and obnoxious. Act like we own the damn world.