If you had the choice...

Rhezuss

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...between a spoon, a post-it, an hairdryer or a q-tip, what would you choose and why?
 

jlee

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For what purpose?

I can't clean my ears with a spoon, eat breakfast with a q-tip, write a note on a hairdryer or electrocute myself with a post-it...
 

Crono

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To change the world!

Post-it then, easily. Even a few words have the potential to transform the world, but the rest are just personal implements.

EDIT: well, it's possible to change the world with the other stuff, but nowhere near as likely
 

gorcorps

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Post-it then, easily. Even a few words have the potential to transform the world, but the rest are just personal implements.

EDIT: well, it's possible to change the world with the other stuff, but nowhere near as likely

He didn't say you got something to write with, you got a post it note and ONLY a post it note.
 

PottedMeat

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You can dig hearts out with a spoon.

Why? Because it hurts more!



The hair dryer has the most potentially useful tools. Wire, switches, plastic. But q-tip = eargasm. Hmm.
 
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Crono

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He didn't say you got something to write with, you got a post it note and ONLY a post it note.

He also doesn't say if I am holding the post-it in a airless environment with no reserve oxygen in my lungs, but unless he says otherwise, I am going to hold on to a couple of my assumptions :)
 

bignateyk

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Hairdryer for sure. You could probably make a spoon out of the components of a hairdryer. The hairdryer could be broken down and fashioned into hundreds of different items. You can't say the same for the other choices.
 

Rhezuss

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BUT HE DlDNT SAY WE COULD BRING BLOOD SHEESH!!!

Your fluids and body parts...hell your whole self is included in the process...see it like a nice extra stuff you can bring man!

On topic: You wander in the world and you're being attacked by a large sea urchin far from the sea. How would you kill the beast with your chosen object?