If you had access to the PA system of a large casino...

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AlienCraft

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I have a CD with over 300 sound effects.... all kinds of stuff from car , traffic noises, plane sounds, airport, fishing reels casting, to name but a few. I've put that on shuffle, down way low, and walked around the room to guage the perceptions.
 
sdifox

sdifox

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frequency sweep. from 40KHz down to 0Hz :)

That should shudder the place.
 
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state 08

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I'd say,

"please donate any percentage of your winnings to xxxxx@xxxxx.edu via paypal and help put an end to hunger for the young"

(btw, I wouldnt be lying - i'm hungry (for money) and I consider myself young)
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

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I would play a recording of something like "ATTENTION: AS A SPECIAL FEATURE TONIGHT, $100 BILLS ARE LOCATED IN THE BRAS OF RANDOM WAITRESSES. THE PERSON THAT FINDS THE MOST OF THEM WILL RECEIVE A ONE MILLION DOLLAR GRAND PRIZE. GOOD LUCK!!!!"

I would then find a good vantage point.
 
Rubycon

Rubycon

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sdifox said:
frequency sweep. from 40KHz down to 0Hz :)

That should shudder the place.
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12k to 65Hz would be sufficient for squawkboxes. ;) Combine a square wave with a nasty gapper snipper at 400Hz and you'll have a noise that is better than D-Con for eliminating four legged pests. ;)

Slew Foot said:
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Does not exist. Unless you count shoving a hydrophone up someone's rectum into their intestines to hear the sound of crap being made. :eek:
 
sdifox

sdifox

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Rubycon said:
12k to 65Hz would be sufficient for squawkboxes. ;) Combine a square wave with a nasty gapper snipper at 400Hz and you'll have a noise that is better than D-Con for eliminating four legged pests. ;)
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I am aiming for the sense of impending doom.
 
TallBill

TallBill

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Nothing. The only way I'd be in such a position would be from employment. I don't think I'd want to lose my job.
 
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Rubycon said:
And you wanted to play something like Andy Dufresne did in Shawshank what would you play?

I would probably play this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO8KFYKDeFM
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does this come with access to the video camera ?

i would probably zero in on a few of the patrons, and compliment them on their dress. or, if some guy needs it, politely inform him that he is unzipped or has some un-trimmed nose hairs.

followed by one of the better punk rock songs of all time, White Punks on Dope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOVrSEVU5fY

if people started to dance, i would follow up with another song.

otherwise, i would quietly slink away and hope casino security doesn't put my head in a vise.
 
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