If you had a warning label, what would it say?

[Rudee]

My GF asked me this question this morning...

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"Quote policy at your own peril."

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

<Insert witty warning label here>

 

[Beev]

Warning: Attitude generated does not reflect this units actual emotions.

Apparently I talk like an asshole sometimes when I really, really don't mean to.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Massage regularly for best results.

 

[illusion88]

"farts without notice"

 

[SlitheryDee]

"May cause full-body orgasm"

 

[BoomerD]

"Warning! World's Largest Source of Natural Gas."

 

[Imp]

"Looks crazy, is crazy."

 

[WelshBloke]

"just add alcohol"

 

[Texashiker]

Attitude varies depending on sexual satisfaction level

 

[Fritzo]

Insert Coin.

 

[Golgatha]

Disturbing while feeding, fucking, or sleeping may be hazardous to your health.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Contents under pressure.

Or, alternately: Point away from face.

 

[Jaepheth]

"Mostly Harmless"

 

[BoomerD]

"Instant Asshole.
just add alcohol"

ftfy...it's the most common version.


Oh yeah, I forgot...


"Does not play well with others."

 

[JulesMaximus]

Insert Coin.

Okay, where do I insert it?

 

[BoomerD]

Okay, where do I insert it?

Stick a quarter in his ear...his teeth fold back.

 

[Jeffg010]

This one is for Catholic priests

"Keep out of reach of children"

 

[WelshBloke]

ftfy...it's the most common version.


...

Meh, I'm an asshole with or without the alcohol. I'm just a happy asshole with the drink.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Slippery when wet.

 

[sonicdrummer20]

Attitude varies depending on sexual satisfaction level

Win!

 

[Rudee]

Warning label on outside of my underwear: Caution: Contains Nuts!

 

[OCGuy]

"Caution, contains 3 inches of fury"

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Do not use while pregnant.