If you had $5K and wanted to hire a hooker....

[Jaepheth]

Would you hire 1 $5000 hooker, or 5 $1000 hookers?

Or 2 $1500 hookers, a $1000 hotel suite, and $1000 in blow?

Is "hooker" PC? Or is it Burlesquean American?

Generally speaking, when we lock a thread it's a bad idea to then make a parody of that thread
-ViRGE

 

[Captante]

How about 1 $200 hooker & pocket the change for next time?

 

[Fayd]

Would you hire 1 $5000 hooker, or 5 $1000 hookers?

Or 2 $1500 hookers, a $1000 hotel suite, and $1000 in blow?

Is "hooker" PC? Or is it Burlesquean American?

the euphamism i prefer is 'lady of negotiable virtue'.