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Viper GTS

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My thought had always been if you get some hologram preggers in the holodeck, if she has her baby & then you take the kid out of the holodeck, what happens to him?

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
My thought had always been if you get some hologram preggers in the holodeck, if she has her baby & then you take the kid out of the holodeck, what happens to him?

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no child support?

....thats deep dude
 
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
My thought had always been if you get some hologram preggers in the holodeck, if she has her baby & then you take the kid out of the holodeck, what happens to him?

Viper GTS
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Dammit!

I was just gonna ask if you banged a holochick could you get her pregnant.
 
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If you get laid in the holodeck, are you just jerking it IRL?

deep thoughts....
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: zsouthboy
If you get laid in the holodeck, are you just jerking it IRL?

deep thoughts....
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When you end program, who has to squeegee the floor?

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Pacfanweb

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I want to know is you nail some chick in the holodeck, was it just an illusion and can you walk right out of there and bang your girl immediately after?
 
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: zsouthboy
If you get laid in the holodeck, are you just jerking it IRL?

deep thoughts....
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When you end program, who has to squeegee the floor?

Viper GTS
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the same guy that gets killed during the away missions
(ensin ricky from family guy)
 
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Ok so lets say you have sex on a holodeck with a holo-female...when your done and the holodeck turns off is it just you and a pile of jizz on the floor?
 
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Originally posted by: Elemental007
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
My thought had always been if you get some hologram preggers in the holodeck, if she has her baby & then you take the kid out of the holodeck, what happens to him?

Viper GTS
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no child support?

....thats deep dude
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bah that's not deep, simply, the child doesn't exist and hence you can't take it out of the holodeck. Course I suppose in fiction you can do anything you want, anything at all.....you can do anything at zombo com ANYTHING...the INFINTE is possible at zombie .com.....you are getting sleepy...very sleepy...ZZZZzzzzzzz

What i always wondered was if you are at the top of a cliff in a holodeck, and the holo-server crashes, do you fall to your death? if so can your family sue the Federation? Or whoever manufactured the thing? And do they get their own complimentary ship? To shoot romulans and Nefs with? Well DO THEY? I was instructed by the zombo.com webmasterbater to ask these questions while I was under their spell. I take no responsibility for my depth of reasoning or lack thereof. All rights reserved. Do not eat. Do not induce vomiting. Do not use this holoserver with MS brand operating systems.
 
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Viper GTS

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Originally posted by: element®
Originally posted by: Elemental007
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
My thought had always been if you get some hologram preggers in the holodeck, if she has her baby & then you take the kid out of the holodeck, what happens to him?

Viper GTS
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no child support?

....thats deep dude
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bah that's not deep, simply, the child doesn't exist and hence you can't take it out of the holodeck. Course I suppose in fiction you can do anything you want, anything at all.....you can do anything at zombo com ANYTHING...the INFINTE is possible at zombie .com.....you are getting sleepy...very sleepy...ZZZZzzzzzzz

What i always wondered was if you are at the top of a cliff in a holodeck, and the holo-server crashes, do you fall to your death? if so can your family sue the Federation? Or whoever manufactured the thing? And do they get their own complimentary ship? too shoot romulans and Nefs with? Well DO THEY? I was instructed by the zombo.com webmasterbater to ask these questions while I was under their spell. I take no responsibility for my depth of reasoning or lack thereof. All rights reserved. Do not eat. Do not induce vomiting. Do not use this holoserver with MS brand operating systems.
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Of course you can't take him out, but what WOULD come out? A tablespoon of 10 year old white goo?

Viper GTS
 
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glugglug

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What about the other way around.... if a chick gets banged up on the holodeck, then steps off, what happens to the fetus?
 
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zsouthboy

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Star Trek is too real!!!111

I have a working warp transporter I bought off eBay to prove it! Just have to pick up an interstellar vessel of some sort and I'm in business...

:D
 
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element

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: element®
Originally posted by: Elemental007
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
My thought had always been if you get some hologram preggers in the holodeck, if she has her baby & then you take the kid out of the holodeck, what happens to him?

Viper GTS
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no child support?

....thats deep dude
Click to expand...

bah that's not deep, simply, the child doesn't exist and hence you can't take it out of the holodeck. Course I suppose in fiction you can do anything you want, anything at all.....you can do anything at zombo com ANYTHING...the INFINTE is possible at zombie .com.....you are getting sleepy...very sleepy...ZZZZzzzzzzz

What i always wondered was if you are at the top of a cliff in a holodeck, and the holo-server crashes, do you fall to your death? if so can your family sue the Federation? Or whoever manufactured the thing? And do they get their own complimentary ship? too shoot romulans and Nefs with? Well DO THEY? I was instructed by the zombo.com webmasterbater to ask these questions while I was under their spell. I take no responsibility for my depth of reasoning or lack thereof. All rights reserved. Do not eat. Do not induce vomiting. Do not use this holoserver with MS brand operating systems.
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Of course you can't take him out, but what WOULD come out? A tablespoon of 10 year old white goo?

Viper GTS
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What would come out I suppose, if there ever were such a device, would be you and a stained pair of pants for the Federation Bukake Investigation Group, or FBIG to investigate, handing over all evidence to the Independant Holography Councilor to prosecute you and make you pay child support to a holographic female, siting a precidence established in the year 5087, where the holograms got together and decided they had rights too, and want to be treated equally and fairly like the silly humans, cause after all humans are flawed and why should they have rights and not the holograms. Their evidence for being superior or at least as sentient and intelligent as humans was archived threads from the year 2003 AD from a board known as Anandtech Off Topic.
 
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zsouthboy

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Originally posted by: element®
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: element®
Originally posted by: Elemental007
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
My thought had always been if you get some hologram preggers in the holodeck, if she has her baby & then you take the kid out of the holodeck, what happens to him?

Viper GTS
Click to expand...



no child support?

....thats deep dude
Click to expand...

bah that's not deep, simply, the child doesn't exist and hence you can't take it out of the holodeck. Course I suppose in fiction you can do anything you want, anything at all.....you can do anything at zombo com ANYTHING...the INFINTE is possible at zombie .com.....you are getting sleepy...very sleepy...ZZZZzzzzzzz

What i always wondered was if you are at the top of a cliff in a holodeck, and the holo-server crashes, do you fall to your death? if so can your family sue the Federation? Or whoever manufactured the thing? And do they get their own complimentary ship? too shoot romulans and Nefs with? Well DO THEY? I was instructed by the zombo.com webmasterbater to ask these questions while I was under their spell. I take no responsibility for my depth of reasoning or lack thereof. All rights reserved. Do not eat. Do not induce vomiting. Do not use this holoserver with MS brand operating systems.
Click to expand...

Of course you can't take him out, but what WOULD come out? A tablespoon of 10 year old white goo?

Viper GTS
Click to expand...

What would come out I suppose, if there ever were such a device, would be you and a stained pair of pants for the Federation Bukake Investigation Group, or FBIG to investigate, handing over all evidence to the Independant Holography Councilor to prosecute you and make you pay child support to a holographic female, siting a precidence established in the year 5087, where the holograms got together and decided they had rights too, and want to be treated equally and fairly like the silly humans, cause after all humans are flawed and why should they have rights and not the holograms. Their evidence for being superior or at least as sentient and intelligent as humans was archived threads from the year 2003 AD from a board known as Anandtech Off Topic.
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GAHHHHHHHH GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!!!11111

You've been having those dreams too? :eek:
 
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