If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.

[cbrunny]

http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/justin-bieber-has-controversial-ideas-about-tacos

Christians leave such a bad taste in people’s mouths, even myself. I was like, I’m not gonna go to church. I had these church friends and I was like, you guys are cool, I like you guys, but I’m not going to church. Then it was the same thing of, just because you went to a weird church before doesn’t mean that this is weird. It doesn’t make you a Christian just by going to church. I think that going to church is fellowship, it’s relationship, it’s what we’re here on the earth to do, to have this connection that you feel there’s no insecurities. I think that’s where we need to be. Like I said, you don’t need to go to church to be a Christian.

Christians leave such a bad taste in people’s mouths, even myself.

Bieber had a bad experience at Taco Bell one time. His order didn’t meet his expectations.

I was like, I’m not gonna go to church.

It was so bad, in fact, he swore off Taco Bell entirely.

I had these church friends and I was like, you guys are cool, I like you guys, but I’m not going to church.

His resolve to not return to Taco Bell held strong despite peer pressure.

Then it was the same thing of, just because you went to a weird church before doesn’t mean that this is weird.

The very nature of the fast food franchise economy leads to very disparate branding and product from location to location.

I think that going to church is fellowship, it’s relationship, it’s what we’re here on the earth to do, to have this connection that you feel there’s no insecurities. I think that’s where we need to be.

If Bieber owned a Taco Bell franchise it would focus on creating a convivial atmosphere, first and foremost, before ensuring the quality of the food.

If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn’t make you a taco.

‘Nuff said.

 

[dank69]

Justin Bieber is an idiot, but at least he seems to be trying to turn over a new leaf. Nothing worse than a rich asshole.

 

[nakedfrog]

cbrunny, I don't know why you posted this, but I want an apology.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

You owe me three minutes.....

 

[JD50]

What the fuck?

 

[maddogchen]

Bastard! You owe us some Taco Bell!

 

[CitizenKain]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[Moonbeam]

I like this thread, or has a refreshingly original take on the kind of rationality we so often see posted here by the CBDivs.