If you get banned and AT mods accept trial by combat to challenge ruling...

[brainhulk]

Who would you choose as your champion to fight against Perknose?

 

[highland145]

BoomerD

It would look like the Russian videos with the 2 old men.

 

[BoomerD]

BoomerD

It would look like the Russian videos with the 2 old men.

Here...I have a little something for ya...

https://www.whodah.com/albums/album29/abb.thumb.jpg

 

[squirrel dog]

pee wee herman

 

[JM Aggie08]

Myself. I'm 6'7 235lbs. I like my chances against Old Man ATOT.

 

[whm1974]

I highly doubt that modern countries allow Trial by Combat and dueling. And I'm quite sure the person who "win" will find themselves being tried for murder or sent to a mental institution for treatment.

 

[BudAshes]

I highly doubt that modern countries allow Trial by Combat and dueling. And I'm quite sure the person who "win" will find themselves being tried for murder or sent to a mental institution for treatment.

 

[ShookKnight]

I have been trained in the ways of Chud-shido.

Every morning, after I wake up next to my Waifu pillow, I begin a strict morning breakfast regimen of Oreo cookies and Mountain Dew.

After the 3rd Mountain Dew liter and 10th Oreo sleeve, I have my mommy make me breakfast; eggs, pancakes, sausages, biscuits, etc. ordered and delivered from the local McDonalds.

Post breakfast, pre lunch snack is a few sheet cakes from Costco.

Lunch is all about packing in the calories to ensure I have enough energy to kick off my 10 hour World of Warcraft Guild Leadershipping - as I receive pizza deliveries every hour. Lunch is pretty grueling; burgers, hotdogs and cake icing. I switch to Coca Cola (helps prevent any upset stomach).

At 10pm, I usually turn down/away all the women who have been e-mailing me through out the day. It's TONS of hot Russian and Latin chicks that want to marry me - because I am ALPHA AS FUCK. I'd crush each and every one of them, but I can't be distracted from my Chud-shido.

I AM a warrior.

I AM Alpha.

I AM an obese diabetic who is completely detached from reality and lost in a fantasy world.

Anyway, I am too big of a bad-ass, and gentleman (fedora tip), to allow anyone to fight for me... LOL!! You don't know what I am capable of... sad.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Myself against anyone because it sounds like fun. Of course this would be a feint within a feint with the intent of taking over the parent company which could be leveraged to first take over Reddit and then the Interweb.

 

[randay]

someone who would definitely lose.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Anyway, I am too big of a bad-ass, and gentleman (fedora tip), to allow anyone to fight for me... LOL!! You don't know what I am capable of... sad.

You'd turn to run, get dizzy and winded immediately, totter over and break my spine. Does that sum it up accurately? Because frankly, that's a scary fighting style, no martial arts are equipped to defend against moves like that.

 

[ShookKnight]

You'd turn to run, get dizzy and winded immediately, totter over and break my spine. Does that sum it up accurately? Because frankly, that's a scary fighting style, no martial arts are equipped to defend against moves like that.

I've leveled buildings;

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

I've leveled buildings;

That's what I mean, that's a winning move. Even if you're up against some uber-ninja who can reach into your chest and yank out your still beating heart you could collapse on him and crush that scrawny wimp into dust.

 

[whm1974]

You'd turn to run, get dizzy and winded immediately, totter over and break my spine. Does that sum it up accurately? Because frankly, that's a scary fighting style, no martial arts are equipped to defend against moves like that.

It is a simple countermove. quickly step to the side and put out your foot to trip the fatty wannabe warrior. Warning you and the spectators may suffer injuries due to level one earthquake caused by said walking massive blob of fat falling on it's face.

Of course this assuming that the blob is even capable of being able to get up from it's "bed" and walk in the first place. the ground shaking is due to blob stomping on the way to the combat area.

 

[dank69]

Trident

 

[IronWing]

Trident

What's he's going to do? Hide behind a trash can and pelt me with Froot Loops?

 

[dank69]

What's he's going to do? Hide behind a trash can and pelt me with Froot Loops?

But that trash can will be fabulous.

 

[BudAshes]

BoomerD

It would look like the Russian videos with the 2 old men.

The results would be 2 Geezers, 1 belly up.

 

[BudAshes]

But that trash can will be fabulous.

 

[Mayne]

this is a good question.

 

[Mayne]

I want to say perknose because he's the only one who gets me unbanned here

 

[brianmanahan]

Anyway, I am too big of a bad-ass, and gentleman (fedora tip), to allow anyone to fight for me... LOL!! You don't know what I am capable of... sad.

nothing personnel kid

 

[brianmanahan]

But that trash can will be fabulous.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

 

[brianmanahan]

this is a man you don't mess around with

 

[sdifox]

Harvey