If you found bugs in your fast food you'd (fill in the blank)

True story.

A coworker of mine, and his wife, ate at Hardees last night. They got the new "Low carb" thick burger. For those who don't know this is a hamburger wrapped in lettuce, no bun.

He said when they got home and started to eat his wife noticed the lettuce was COVERED in small, fruit fly type bugs. I later dragged it out of him that he actually did take a honkin' bite out of his.

When I asked what he did, he said he called them, they offered him his money back, he tossed the burger and watched the game.

I told him that in todays society he threw away a million dollar hamburger, what do you think?

 

[Balt]

I think I would have done exactly what he did.

 

[konichiwa]

I think it wouldn't be worth the trouble to sue.

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
True story.

A coworker of mine, and his wife, ate at Hardees last night. They got the new "Low carb" thick burger. For those who don't know this is a hamburger wrapped in lettuce, no bun.

He said when they got home and started to eat his wife noticed the lettuce was COVERED in small, fruit fly type bugs. I later dragged it out of him that he actually did take a honkin' bite out of his.

When I asked what he did, he said he called them, they offered him his money back, he tossed the burger and watched the game.

I told him that in todays society he threw away a million dollar hamburger, what do you think?

damn... i was :Q for a minute there...

 

[loup garou]

If it was literally COVERED in bugs, I'd seal it in a ziploc and call one of those news stations' consumer advocacy things. You know, like 6 on your side or the problem solvers.

 

[matt426malm]

Claim that he now suffering from post traumatic stress disorder and has nightmares of hamburgers.

 

[ajpa123]

If you found bugs in your fast food i'd be worried that i messed up my strict Atkins Diet Regime and I would lie on the floor, face down on my back and cry.

 

[Reliant]

If I found bugs in my fast food I'd continue to eat.

 

If you found bugs in your fast food i'd be worried that i messed up my strict Atkins Diet Regime and I would lie on the floor, face down on my back and cry.

I did mention to him that he'd have to look up the nutritional value of the bugs to effectively compensate his carb counting.

Suing would have been too much trouble I agree, but I'm sure you could get some easy hush money.

 

Originally posted by: Reliant
If I found bugs in my fast food I'd continue to eat.

Now that is fresh.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
If you found bugs in your fast food i'd be worried that i messed up my strict Atkins Diet Regime and I would lie on the floor, face down on my back and cry.

face down on your back?

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

If you found bugs in your fast food i'd be worried that i messed up my strict Atkins Diet Regime and I would lie on the floor, face down on my back and cry.

I did mention to him that he'd have to look up the nutritional value of the bugs to effectively compensate his carb counting.

Suing would have been too much trouble I agree, but I'm sure you could get some easy hush money.

They are probably mostly protein. Therefore, he should have continued eating.

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: ajpa123
If you found bugs in your fast food i'd be worried that i messed up my strict Atkins Diet Regime and I would lie on the floor, face down on my back and cry.

face down on your back?

It's a line i use in everyday conversation to guage how quick/alert somebody is..

 

[johnjosh]

if i swolled them i may either call 911, drive my self to the hospital or call my doctor. After getting medical help i would call my lawyer to determine what if any legal action i should take.

 

[kenshorin]

I'm surprised no one has said they would barf. I know I would. Don't know what I'd do when I'm done barfin' but that would be priority No. 1.

 

[fumbduck]

what just because you find the bugs its bad? Jesus, who looks at their fast food anyhow?

 

[Mingon]

If you found bugs in your fast food you'd ...........wonder what goverment agency wanted to listen to my bowels.

 

[hjo3]

If I found bugs in my fast food, I'd...

...whine about it to my loser coworker who, having absolutely nothing better to do, would in turn yak about it with a bunch of other losers on the internet.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

I was restaurant with some friends a few years ago and found a fly in my iced tea. Luckily I hadn't drank out of it yet. I just asked them to go get me a new one. *shrugs* This stuff happens.

 

[FoBoT]

i would wash off the lettuce and eat it

bugs are ok, just extra tasty/protein , no big deal