- Apr 23, 2003
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Yeah, I was desperate for food and the only thing I had on me was the Credit Card. It was after 9pm and generally everything in town that takes CC closes at 9pm. Except Subway. So I went in and ordered their Sweet Onion Chicken sandwich.
Now I know, you're going to say that I should have known better. And I probably should. I mean Subway is a long way down on the list of sub shops that are good, and doesn't have a good reputation in a lot of places. But I got it anyway. I have to say, the sub wasn't bad tasting, though watching the gal behind the counter microwave the "oven fresh chicken" kind of ruined the illusion. But I really shouldn't have eaten it.
Yestarday I was given "a sign from above" on my food choice. Or more accurately, a message from below. As in my colon. 2 hours into work I suddenly had to go right f%$#ing now. I spent another hour in the bathroom, managed to calm things down long enough to submit a leave card and go home, whereupon I spent another good long while in the bathroom. And it was the sandwich, no question about it. (I won't tell you how I know so as to keep it PG rated)
So, in closing, never eat at Subway unless you want to receive the digestive equivalent of a lightning bolt to the head.
Now I know, you're going to say that I should have known better. And I probably should. I mean Subway is a long way down on the list of sub shops that are good, and doesn't have a good reputation in a lot of places. But I got it anyway. I have to say, the sub wasn't bad tasting, though watching the gal behind the counter microwave the "oven fresh chicken" kind of ruined the illusion. But I really shouldn't have eaten it.
Yestarday I was given "a sign from above" on my food choice. Or more accurately, a message from below. As in my colon. 2 hours into work I suddenly had to go right f%$#ing now. I spent another hour in the bathroom, managed to calm things down long enough to submit a leave card and go home, whereupon I spent another good long while in the bathroom. And it was the sandwich, no question about it. (I won't tell you how I know so as to keep it PG rated)
So, in closing, never eat at Subway unless you want to receive the digestive equivalent of a lightning bolt to the head.