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Kiss her under the mistletoe? I wouldn't kiss her under anaesthetic.
Her face carried an ugly gene component of hereditary; a jackpot in a bad luck lottery.
Looks like the back end of a bus.
Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.
He's ageing into a trophy of the embalmer's art.
Ugly and hard like a gargoyle hewn by a drunken stonemason.
She has snaggle teeth, size-nine feet, and the face of a Grand National winner.
If she was cast as Lady Godiva, the horse would steal the show.
Excessive tanning sessions and bleached hair give Joan the look of a survivor of nuclear fallout.
She's a peacock in everything but beauty, and best viewed through beer goggles.
The body of a Porsche, the face of a Skoda.
From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet.
As synthetic and padded as a transvestite's cleavage.
Roland has a weapon that he could use against muggers his face.
Her face carried an ugly gene component of hereditary; a jackpot in a bad luck lottery.
Looks like the back end of a bus.
Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.
He's ageing into a trophy of the embalmer's art.
Ugly and hard like a gargoyle hewn by a drunken stonemason.
She has snaggle teeth, size-nine feet, and the face of a Grand National winner.
If she was cast as Lady Godiva, the horse would steal the show.
Excessive tanning sessions and bleached hair give Joan the look of a survivor of nuclear fallout.
She's a peacock in everything but beauty, and best viewed through beer goggles.
The body of a Porsche, the face of a Skoda.
From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet.
As synthetic and padded as a transvestite's cleavage.
Roland has a weapon that he could use against muggers his face.
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