If you could write a letter to any famous person and you KNEW he/she would read it, what would you say?

[slugg]

Kind of a funny topic, actually.

I'd write a letter to Heath Ledger concerning his insomnia problems. LOL!

 

[Ns1]

Dear Maynard.

I love your music. But you are a pompous asshole. Why don't you try performing like back in the old days. Fucker. Relay that message to Adam Jones as well.

Sincerely,
Ns1

PS: We want a live dvd mother fucker

 

[DainBramaged]

Dear Hillary,

You're a bitch.

Love,

Dain

 

[Estrella]

Dear Fiona,

I love you. Can we go get some coffee sometime?

Sincerely,
Estrella

 

[slugg]

dude... Maynard was the man. We played a few of his band's charts in high school (Chameleon, Caravan, and Hey Jude)

 

[Nitemare]

Dear Jessica,

Have my babies plz

Thx,
Nitemare

 

[pyonir]

I'd write to Jennifer Connelly and thank her for all the self-induced pleasure she has given me.

 

[Farang]

ransom letter to bill gates

 

[thecrecarc]

Dear Bill Gates,

Can I borrow a Mil or so?

Thanks,
thecrecarc

 

[her209]

Dear God,

Are you there? Its me, Margaret.

Your friend in Christ,
her209

 

[jaqie]

I would send a letter to all living world leaders (and x world leaders, why I put living in there) stuffed full of properly done research on the subjects about disabilities, illnesses, and other world problems. Given they would read all of it, at least they would know what the heck is going on in the world - the truth, not what their constituants tell them.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Dear God,

I don't believe in you

P.S Who the hell am I writing to then?

Love
Tenshodo13

 

[slugg]

Ok so I'm turning in the following as my english assignment... It's supposed to be stupid and just for fun. Enjoy:





Dear Natalie Portman,

Are you crazy? Stop calling me. I dumped you for a reason. I don't care what you say ? we're two totally different people. Stop claiming that you can change for me because you know what, you can't! It's over, so just deal with it like an adult!

I need more than just some hot bimbo that's in Star Wars movies. Quite frankly, you're just a piece of meat. You're really hot, and even before we went out, you provided me with hours of masturbation material, but that seems to be your only quality.

You're an idiot. My biggest pet peeve is stupid people, so this explains why I just can't stand you. Would you PLEASE stop text messaging me, calling me, facebooking me, myspacing me, emailing me, standing outside my window, and any other psychotic stalker-ish behavior? I'm asking nicely ? don't make me slap-a-bitch.

No, I will NOT give you a second chance. I don't give a <censored> about you! Natalie, you're nothing to me. You're simply just not good enough for me.

I never liked you, I just hooked up with you for the popularity. That's right ? I used you. Oh and speaking of hooking up, you're horrible in bed! I FAKED every orgasm.

Your ex boyfriend,
Gerry

 

[mh47g]

Dear AnandTech Moderator,

Thanks for last night, I'm sorry about the thing with your sister.

Love,
MH47G