If you could tell your past self

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: pontifex
don't join ATOT

that's only three words.

 

[Zekial]

buy stocks..Micrsoft, yahoo, google.

 

[Fineghal]

When in doubt? Kiss her.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: pontifex
don't join ATOT

that's only three words.

Don't ever join ATOT, ever

how's that?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Chryso
Don't let her drive home.

story?

 

[TreyRandom]

"Continue on your present course."

After all... changing even a minor detail, such as a bad relationship, could mean that I never meet my current wife, and I'd never have my wonderful kids. Sure, I could have another wife, and different kids that could be just as sweet... but I'm relatively happy with life as it is right now. Why go and potentially mess up a good thing?

 

[Bryophyte]

Don't put off grad school
or
Don't quit job in Puyallup

 

[thirtythree]

That's hard to say. I don't think I really have any regrets that I could go back and prevent. Perhaps "Don't waste money on crap."

 

[Kwaipie]

Angels, Marlins, Bosox, Chisox, Cards

 

[Estrella]

Stick through it all, estrella.

 

[secretanchitman]

move out of house quickly.

 

[ForumMaster]

buy apple, google, intel stock.

 

[Boo Boo]

she lied about the pill

double wrap those cheap condoms

pull out pull out NOW.

give her a fake number

you sure you are 18?

can your mom join us

how many bullets are left?

don't show her your house

3 beers she looked good

are you really a pre-op?

you have a adams apple




i'll think of more later

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: Alone
What would they be?

microsoft, yahoo, dell, **** ****.

Where the asterixes are replaced by the name of someone I should have started dating in high school.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: LS20
How would I describe myself? Three words - hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

hahahahahahahahahah. i love that show

 

[sdifox]

That was definitely not chicken!

 

[Farang]

Aside from the obvious investment advice answer....

"Tranzfuzion is telling the truth"

Would've kept me from wasting a year of my life.

 

[archiloco]

Food does not equal happiness

 

[Confusednewbie1552]

Dont play anymore video games.

 

[intogamer]

Hey You Stop Jerkin Off

 

[BoberFett]

Push her down the stairs

 

[PMFleXXX]

I like all the GOOG comments... It's only up 700% ! I'd do: 'CSCO DELL YHOO 2000 calls'

 

[ed21x]

do NOT date Samantha

that, or

Be more caring and observant.

 

[Legendary]

Watch your stems. Lie less.

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Check the condom first, nimrod.

haha well if I can't say it, I might as well get rid of it.