if you could plug yourself into a USB port and run....

[rudeguy]

any program, what would it be?

For me, it would be:
sudo
joshsleep

and I wouldn't have to sleep anymore. Just a quick reboot.

 

[Ika]

I'd turn on the Matrix.

 

[robphelan]

usb port isn't big enough.. need S-video

 

[Ika]

usb port isn't big enough.. need S-video

don't you mean the USB plug isn't big enough? :awe:

 

[mundane]

..

 

[Ruptga]

I'd play a nice game of global thermonuclear warfare.

 

[lord_emperor]

wget http://*

 

[Cogman]

First I would upload the wiki. After that, I would visit TPB and get my hands on every e-book I could find. After that, I don't know what I would do.