If you could own any animal.

[MoPHo]

And no, it has to have been alive within the last 200 years. So if it's extinct now, but was alive 199.9999 years ago, it's still good...and for the hell of it, throw in whatever weapon you could on it...

I'll start. Polar Bear with a rusty bloody buzz saw for a hand.

Edit: Im just really bored working the 11p-7a shift and read the this article

 

[Stretchman]

Panda with a skateboard!:laugh:

 

[PHiuR]

Koala Bear with a polaroid camera.

that way he can take pictures of all the other animals listed above and below and show them how ugly they are and force them to kill themselves...

 

[dc]

PIKACHUUU! I CHOOSE YOU!

 

[DVad3r]

Sperm whale with a custom Tomahawk ICBM lodged in it's blowhole.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A toad that exhales nerve gas.

 

[MichaelD]

A shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to it's head, OK?

 

[mdchesne]

hedgehog or gerbil

but #1` goes out to man's best friend of course

 

[Jimmah]

Skunk, cuz skunks are cool, at the controls of the Canadarm, which is holding a giant broken lightbulb jammed into a lemon, thus making it electrified.

 

[AreaCode707]

Orca whale

 

[Sheepathon]

Emperor Penguinnnnnnnnn

 

[LordMorpheus]

house cat. Nothing easier to own.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
A shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to it's head, OK?

 

[deftron]

female human or female dolphin

 

[MazerRackham]

BEAVER

 

[slimrhcp]

an evil monkey with a revolver

 

[ed21x]

i've always been partial to tentacles. i'd like an octopus with a ninja star on each hand. that'd be pretty badass.

 

[MoPHo]

Originally posted by: ed21x
i've always been partial to tentacles. i'd like an octopus with a ninja star on each hand. that'd be pretty badass.

dude, chill w/ the anime pron...

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: dc
PIKACHUUU! I CHOOSE YOU!

thats awesome

 

[UncleWai]

Penguin

 

[Conky]

A Liger, gahhhh!

:beer:

 

[mdchesne]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
A Liger, gahhhh!

:beer:

might find this interesting:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/liger.asp
no more Napolean Dynamite BS,

 

[MoPHo]

Originally posted by: mdchesne

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
A Liger, gahhhh!

:beer:

might find this interesting:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/liger.asp
no more Napolean Dynamite BS,

you gotta equip it with something awesome. like a redeemer or a BFG10K on its back. that would be one bad-ass fighter...

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: mdchesne

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
A Liger, gahhhh!

:beer:

might find this interesting:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/liger.asp
no more Napolean Dynamite BS,

Ligons are cool.
I always thought it would be a fun job to work with animals at a zoo. I bet you have to be a biologist or something though.

 

[cw42]

brontosaurus