if you could invent anything..

[weeeplop]

sorrie if someone already did this.. buf if you could invent anything.. what would it be..
i would invent a dream machine.. that could actually record a visual representation of your dream so you could see it when ur awake and .. i dunno .. analyze it or something. IT would be cool to have anyways..

 

[j0lly]

I invented sound

 

[RossMAN]

Cool idea on the dream machine but maybe it's a good thing we can't remember most of our dreams?

Have you ever had really terrifying dreams, wake up and wonder WTF was that supposed to mean?

 

[WhiteWonder]

i would invent some sort of dishwasher that had tiny people inside of it, that would wash the dishes

 

[RossMAN]

i would invent some sort of dishwasher that had tiny people inside of it, that would wash the dishes

Bad bad thoughts, I don't think I'd want the tiny people washing my dishes

 

[ppaik]

i'd invent a machine that could somehow let you feel the way other people feel or think



I always wonder to myself about this and anytime I argue about anything, I just can't believe that people dont see it the way i do....then again thats just my stubborness

 

[Doctorweir]

A self-upgarding rig...just enter your credit card number...

 

[j0lly]

<< A self-upgarding rig...just enter your credit card number... >>



Not a bad idea.

 

[WhiteWonder]

<< A self-upgarding rig...just enter your credit card number... >>




i would go broke befor i knew it

 

[yoda291]

If I could invent anything eh? Anything at all? Anything...hmm...eureka!!! I've got it.

I'd invent a machine that let men understand women.

 

[GoldenGuppy]

A "never go to sleep pill" yes, take it and it will revitalize you as if you never were tired in the first place - no side effects whatsoever, no crashing, no addiction, just take it and continue to study your philosophy, accounting and whatever... imagine the effectiveness of such... you can finally use up all 24 hours within the day, no more sleep - no more inefficient - quick order now! 4 Easy payments of 19.99 for a month's supply

Supplies are limited - if you order within the next 24 minutes you will receive an extra bottle for free!

But wait, there's more!

Order now and we'll pay one of your payments for you! THat's an incredible value of not 4 easy payments but 3 easy payments of 19.99


1-800-4-Cleo

)(GG)

 

[WhiteWonder]

<< A "never go to sleep pill" yes, take it and it will revitalize you as if you never were tired in the first place - no side effects whatsoever, no crashing, no addiction, just take it and continue to study your philosophy, accounting and whatever... imagine the effectiveness of such... you can finally use up all 24 hours within the day, no more sleep - no more inefficient - quick order now! 4 Easy payments of 19.99 for a month's supply

Supplies are limited - if you order within the next 24 minutes you will receive an extra bottle for free!

But wait, there's more!

Order now and we'll pay one of your payments for you! THat's an incredible value of not 4 easy payments but 3 easy payments of 19.99


1-800-4-Cleo

)(GG) >>



you are the smartest man alive! i'll take all you got!

 

[MeanMeosh]

i'd invent golden guppy... now that i 0wn him... all profits from sales would goto me...

in reality though, i invented the internet...

i'd invent a machine that fixed all computer problems, no matter what it was...

oh yea, i'd be rolling in enough money to buy bill gates out with pocket change.

 

[GoldenGuppy]

<< you are the smartest man alive! i'll take all you got! >>



Good - good





<< i'd invent golden guppy... now that i 0wn him... all profits from sales would goto me...
>>



PSH! Don't attempt to play God - the real God had a hard enough time perfecting perfection that is invested within me


)(GG)

 

[j0lly]

<< you are the smartest man alive! i'll take all you got! >>



Future addition to GG's sig

 

[gopunk]

i dunno if this is cheating, but i'd invent a wish giving machine.... why limit yourself to one invention? with a wish giving machine, you can invent all you want, and do other stuff, like date supermodels!

 

[WhiteWonder]

<< i dunno if this is cheating, but i'd invent a wish giving machine.... why limit yourself to one invention? with a wish giving machine, you can invent all you want, and do other stuff, like date supermodels! >>



wait, now you are the smartest man alive

 

[Moonbeam]

I would invent a gene that would cause my body sent to give women orgasms across the room.

 

[GoldenGuppy]

<<

<< i dunno if this is cheating, but i'd invent a wish giving machine.... why limit yourself to one invention? with a wish giving machine, you can invent all you want, and do other stuff, like date supermodels! >>



wait, now you are the smartest man alive >>




:|.... :|


(GG thinks - "Why must GoPunk always one up him!?) ..... (thinks.... contemplates virtue, by means of Aristotle... thinks)...

.... stymied! Regulated - ack... no counters to such a great idea


(GG walks away shamefully)

)(GG)

 

[WhiteWonder]

wow, i made it into your sig!

and i'm almost golden

today is such a happy day!

 

[hoe4damoney]

Im sorry GG, gopunk, the job of smartest man alive is taken.

I'd invent a virus that actually makes you healthier and changes your name to Bozo the Clown.

 

[reitz]

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

 

[nullshark]

A Matter Transmitter...


"Scotty, beam me to work!"

 

[Eli]

LMAO!

Hardly new, but I would invent a time machine. If not for anything more than to explore the future and passed.

 

[gopunk]

(GG thinks - "Why must GoPunk always one up him!?) ..... (thinks.... contemplates virtue, by means of Aristotle... thinks)...

.... stymied! Regulated - ack... no counters to such a great idea


(GG walks away shamefully)

)(GG)

aww.... you're better at philosophy though... does that make you feel any better?

i always think about stuff like this when i'm bored. if i had one wish it'd probably be to be happy for the rest of my life. i figure that's all that a guy could ask for... you could ask for money or whatever, but what good would it do if you didn't have a guarantee of being happy? i mean, pretty much everything people do in life is to achieve some degree of happiness in life... so if i got a wish, i'd save myself the trouble and just wish for everlasting happiness. *warm fuzzy thoughts *

that is, of course, assuming i can't wish for more wishes, or a wish making machine... or any other variant.

if i had three wishes... like a magic lamp type thing... i'd wish for happiness, immortality, and the ability to maintain perfect physical health stuck at the age of 21. no matter what. or something like that... i'm toying with the notion of wishing for all of mankind to be happy... but i dunno...