I was carrying up some beer today up my apartment stairs...we have no elevator. anyways, so i'm carrying up a bag of milk and 10 tallboys of beer up 3 stories of stairs and there is a dude in the stairwell as i'm climbing...being blind as i am..i hear this weird voice yelling jibberish at me...i'm like "hey, how's it going?" i hear some more weird words spoken at me..i'm like...ooookay and keep climbing the stairs...as I go by this guy in the stairwell I realize its a goddamn giant parrot on his shoulder. It all made sense to me..anways it was weird. Can you hug a bird?