If you could, how would you punish Osama?

CichliSuite

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A little disclaimer to the Spotted Owl crowd and fellow cronies: this thread is going to contain messages of violence and torture that are completely justified. Before you go ranting about human compassion, stop and think how you would act if your family was killed. Remember, morality is action during a time of grief; anyone can be a fair-weather saint. This thread will be a good outlet for the frustration that has built up over the last month and a half, and know that the following is just as much in jest as it is in truth.

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On that note, once we catch osama, we should subject him to:

1. forced swallowing of a milk and pork smoothie.
2. psychologically torture him with anti-Islam doctrine and methods of deprogramming used on cult people.
(this is the only way to actually hurt him, since all else is merely rationalized away through Islam)
3. Then we line up all the relatives of the WTC building, and them a razor, and allow 5 non-lethal cuts to his body. After each cut, they will say "Allah be praised for your complete failure, and it is allah who cuts you now."

Ideas?



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DuffmanOhYeah

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Comes from my response in a similar thread.


<< Depends what you mean by execute. I am lobbying for castration. Followed by force feeding him his balls along with like 1 litre of white lightning. Then give him syrup of ipicac and have him vomit. Now take that vomit and funnel it into his rectum. Then stick a cloth in his ass and light it and throw him at Sadam as a moliotv cocktail. >>


I still think it is a good idea.
 

thebestMAX

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Castrate him !!!!!!!! >>

Good idea but he already has 24 children that are known about, the last born 2 weeks ago.

No death could be long enough or painful enough to inflict upon him so life in solitary would be better and I mean no books, tv, radio and minimal food. Let him exist only in his own mind.
 

lawaris

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Tha's x-actly why........we don't want mini -OSAMA's right ???
Any more than what are already here !!!!!!!!!
 

gittyup

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Shave him from head to toe. Dress him in only underwear fashioned with the US flag pattern. Tattoo a US flag to his forehead. Strap a flag pole to his back side with the US flag flying high. Place him in the ruins of the WTC. Bring in every news media form around the world to show him on tv singing the national anthem for a few hours. Then, strip him down and let the victims do what they want to him.
 
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Kidnap him, give him a forced sex change, making him a woman, then lock him up with imprisoned Taliban officials, seeing as how they consider women to be property.
 

Pepsei

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take him to some southeast asian country and perform sex change on him...

being that he dispises women so much. wonder how he would feel when he wakes up being a woman.
 

CichliSuite

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Wow, I'm totally impressed by the National Anthem suggestion (the sheer humiliation) and the sex change one (a taste of his own oppressive medicine).

That's genius. Did you ever think of offering your talents to the government?
Bush created the Homeland defense position, he should also create the Efficient Retribution council. :)
 

MajesticMoose

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we read a short story in english this semester that would have been a good one. Basically its a machine that etches a word in the person's back gradually deepere until they are cut completely through. Very slow and painful, maybe right USA in him?

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DuffmanOhYeah

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<< Wow, I'm totally impressed by the National Anthem suggestion (the sheer humiliation) and the sex change one (a taste of his own oppressive medicine).

That's genius. Did you ever think of offering your talents to the government?
Bush created the Homeland defense position, he should also create the Efficient Retribution council. :)
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What, you are impressed by those but not the Anal molitov cocktail? Come On!! My genius is TOTALLY unappreciated. ;)
 

Beau

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While all those statements above are a good start, I don't think that we could ever REALLY punish UBL. He is far too brainwashed by his own doctrine to believe that he did anything wrong. Personally, I say don't waste your time. Shoot him quickly in the head. Get it over with. Show the world that terrorists get no specially treatment, no reason for martyrdom.
 

CichliSuite

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Holy magoly, that molotov cocktail IS genius! I missed it cause it was in italics.

Ahh White Lightning, you are clearly a disciple of the Wentworth clan. Good style.
Me, I'm from the Schmicklepoof school and we'd do the classic 3-8 maneuver which entails using vinegar to pucker the mouth so he is forced to chew his balls and not get off easy by swallowing.

:)

But White Lightning is also a type of bicycle lubricant, so that would work well too.


 

CichliSuite

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Beau, that's why I specifically mention deprogramming as a method of torture. If we can wedge a wee bit of doubt in there, just a wee bit, his mind's a goner.
 
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I do not necessarily believe that Osama ascribes to his own religious doctrine. I think he is just using it as a platform to get more of the Muslim world behind him.