- Jan 31, 2001
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A little disclaimer to the Spotted Owl crowd and fellow cronies: this thread is going to contain messages of violence and torture that are completely justified. Before you go ranting about human compassion, stop and think how you would act if your family was killed. Remember, morality is action during a time of grief; anyone can be a fair-weather saint. This thread will be a good outlet for the frustration that has built up over the last month and a half, and know that the following is just as much in jest as it is in truth.
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On that note, once we catch osama, we should subject him to:
1. forced swallowing of a milk and pork smoothie.
2. psychologically torture him with anti-Islam doctrine and methods of deprogramming used on cult people.
(this is the only way to actually hurt him, since all else is merely rationalized away through Islam)
3. Then we line up all the relatives of the WTC building, and them a razor, and allow 5 non-lethal cuts to his body. After each cut, they will say "Allah be praised for your complete failure, and it is allah who cuts you now."
Ideas?
Excuse the pun, but this subject has been "beat to death".
AnandTech Moderator
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On that note, once we catch osama, we should subject him to:
1. forced swallowing of a milk and pork smoothie.
2. psychologically torture him with anti-Islam doctrine and methods of deprogramming used on cult people.
(this is the only way to actually hurt him, since all else is merely rationalized away through Islam)
3. Then we line up all the relatives of the WTC building, and them a razor, and allow 5 non-lethal cuts to his body. After each cut, they will say "Allah be praised for your complete failure, and it is allah who cuts you now."
Ideas?
Excuse the pun, but this subject has been "beat to death".
AnandTech Moderator